I've just been out for a cigarette
and I was the ONLY ONE not cold. FFS. It's only mild outside.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

It's fucking june
I saw some cunt in an overcoat this morning and another one with a cunting wooly hat.

Just fuck off to fucking America if you dont like the outdoors, cunts.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

The other day when it was REALLY HOT.
I saw a couple of yoofs in Ely wearing big trousers, hoodies AND puffer jackets. I laughed at them.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I saw a welsh cunt in wales wearing a woolen hat that covered his ears
it was 24 degrees celsius and sunny.

he might have been a junkie though.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

perhaps it was SSG, that cancer can really mess you up, poor ssg, it is so unfair

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

In Ely, though
all that proximity to the Fens fucks up your perception of hot and cold cos you know, really, you should be under water
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

Fuck off my TaunTaun just died and I had to slice open it's belly and climb inside
it's that cold.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

You.
They were discussing Chris Packham on the radio this morning. I thought of you.

Apparently, he's been shoehorning Smiths song titles into Springwatch.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I'd like to shoehorn my puffin* into him
*cock

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( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)