I'd rather just walk away.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Poof

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

RIGHT THAT'S IT
I'LL SEE YOU OUTSIDE IN 2 MINUTES!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

Unlikely
unless you've invented some sort of teleportation device.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

ah fair enough
another time then?

To be honest my anger will probably subside, how about a pint some time.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

I'd like that
but I dont travel to meet b3tans.

I sometimes go to the Porterhouse bashes bt not much else.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I wouldn't mind having a pint with Goaty. I imagine him to be good company.
He's a fucking cunt on here, mind.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

I'm not a cunt in real life
no one has the courage to be that much of a cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

have i ever met you?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.
Apart from that one, of course.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

I met him once
not properly though. I don't think I even said hello. I was LOLmental at the time and didn't really speak to anyone.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Monday.
I restate my assumptions
Heaven and hell
Do not exist
Tuesday
I restate my assumptions
If you die
You do so at your own risk
Into the heart of darkness
Beyond the point of no return
Wednesday
I restate my assumptions
Beauty is not
The same thing as youth
Thursday
I restate my assumptions
Only one thing's beautiful
That's the truth.
etc
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)