Nope.
You're no DCI Gene Hunt.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

That pansy's got nothing on me.
He was nearly crying at the end of Monday's episode, the great soft prat.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

He can take down my particulars any time he likes.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

This.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

I'm bigger and better than DCI Gene Hunt
AND his dad.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

You really aren't.
I'd detect his garibaldis anyday. And by 'detect his garibaldis' I mean 'suck his penis'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Hahaha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

My penis looks just like DCI Gene Hunt.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

*buys brown coat*

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Don't forget the crocskin boots.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

oh blue star :(((
he fucking munts
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Noooo
He gives us the proper wronghorn.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

True.
But it's all about attitude.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

So that's a draw then.
lolololol.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Oh god yeah.
No-one is, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

I talk exactly like him when I'm pissed up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Hurray!
*moves to Gilgy's house*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

shut it bolly knickers or I'll hang you out the window by your knicker elastic

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Oh my

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Why does he keep calling her bols?
What does that mean?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

After Bollinger champagne, 'cos she's posh.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Ah.
I'd very much like to sex DI Drake. DCI Gene Hunt could watch if he wanted.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

Keeley Hawes looks ridiculous outside Ashes to Ashes.
Who told her that her hair looked good on that advert where her eyebrows go all mental and she's pretending to be thick?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

He muddles his vowels
& she has MASSIVE testicles
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

're no DI Gene H.
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)