Feckin eBay
is toss. People keep out bidding me :/

Anyone got a Belkin 802.11g Cable/DSL router they want to get rid of?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

No sorry
where is the parcelforceman? I hate having to stay in waiting for him when I know he is not going to turn up
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

you're STILL waiting???
can you get compensation?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:17, archived)

A sound kick in the fuck
is what the parcelforce men are going to get if they don't get this delivery date right
and should they try this oh we turned up but noone was in thing again...there will be trouble
I fucking hate waiting in
I have things to do
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:19, archived)

I bet he doesnt bring his wrench either

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)

*sad*

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)

*offers shiny thing*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)

but it's not my camera!

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:26, archived)

ja!
das parcelforcemann - er hat dein sheisse!
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)

*not amused face*

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:26, archived)

I'm Spartacus
and so is my wife.

Or 'no'.

Or, rather, I don't think so.

Is it a type of space-craft?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

Yes
made by the Correlian ship builders and armed with 2 partical cannons and a tactical blamonge launcher.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:18, archived)

mmmmm
tactical blancminge...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)

An Albino Lady Garden?


Morning all
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:26, archived)

Yay!
Now name the game:
"Yes! I did it! That's £200 for me!"
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)

Trivial Prostitution?

Crack Dealing - The Board Game?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:27, archived)

Nope.
Operation.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:29, archived)

Nope, but does anyone have
one of these going cheap? ;)
( King Ralph is drunk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)

No but I have this
one going spare if it's any use?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)

Sadly no use to me,
oim on cable broadband (or I will be when I move back to London).
( King Ralph is drunk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:27, archived)

This is my current problem as well.
Oh well!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:28, archived)

Aren't Belkin a budget brand anyway?
*quick google*
£83.95?! Fucking swizz! They're only $80.99 (roughly half the price!) direct from Belkin themselves - would it be worth your while importing one from the US?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:22, archived)

I can get one brand new from Ebuyer*
for about £45 I was just hoping I could get one off Ebay for £20 odd.


* www.ebuyer.com/customer/products/index.html?action=c2hvd19wcm9kdWN0X292ZXJ2aWV3&product_uid=45621
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)

Was worth a try, I suppose.
Could you do without one for a few weeks, until you're on a better financial footing?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:26, archived)

Not sure yet
if NTL can get the broadband access into my room then I won't even need it (for now anyway). If they just wire up the front room then I'll want it asap.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:28, archived)

Several metres of cable,
nailed to the skirting board and run up the stairs (or wherever), and Bob's your uncle!

/monster munch's low-tech solution
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:32, archived)

I'd do this happily
but I live with girls now :/

Bloody tampons left floating in the toilet so far: 1
Metres of CAT5 running about the place: 0

Bah!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:34, archived)

Vibrators
are a rich source of electrical components. Nick the cables from their hairdryers (and ladyshaves), and I'm sure you could knock something up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:39, archived)