Oh now Captain.
I couldn't possibly stop drinking. No sir.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

how would i be able to play darts?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

EXACTLY

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I haven't stopped all together
I had a couple at the bash, but it's a rarity for me to drink now. It's good, I spend much less money, I've lost many stones and I don't behave like a bell end. Well, I don't behave like a PISSED bell end. Each to their own, though....

Vodka, lime and soda's meant to be a slimming alcoholic drink, so I've heard. It's smashing, too. Very nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Yes.
This is to be my new Drink Of Choice when I go out, mainly because it's a fucker to get G & slimline T in the places I drink.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

I shall be having a drink tonight, possibly.
I could do with a beer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Booze doesn't make you fat
It's a liquid. Like water!
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Some people say alcohol's a drug.
It's not a drug, it's a drink!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

People are like, well stoopid

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)