Rub your face
on your cheekbones, the bony bit at the top of your nose, temples and on your forehead above your eyes. Use two fingers together in a small circular motion. Be firm, but not so hard that it's uncomfortable.

You will eventually feel a sort of release. Your nose will probably start running after a couple of minutes.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

For some reason, I found reading this very calming...
Almost zenlike...
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)

Late reply here,
but yes, it's extremely relaxing, especially when someone else does it for you.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

That is the worst description
of how to wank I have ever read.

Get the horn, rub it up and down, you'll feel better.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:54, archived)

now here's a question
can a bloke be horny without having the horn? can you try and wank before your bits are ready?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

I've heard yes.
But I don't know.

/always has the horn
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

well you're
a filthy pervert b3tan filthy pervert
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)

Pretty much.
Give it a bit of gentle encouragement, and it'll usually rise to the occasion.
However, closed eye wanks, are often rather unsatisfying.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:15, archived)

Like
smoking with your eyes shut?
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)