My nose seems to be producing
excessive amounts of snot.
I can feel it running down my throat.
My nose isn't running though.
What's that all about?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)

Rub your face
on your cheekbones, the bony bit at the top of your nose, temples and on your forehead above your eyes. Use two fingers together in a small circular motion. Be firm, but not so hard that it's uncomfortable.

You will eventually feel a sort of release. Your nose will probably start running after a couple of minutes.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

For some reason, I found reading this very calming...
Almost zenlike...
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)

Late reply here,
but yes, it's extremely relaxing, especially when someone else does it for you.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

That is the worst description
of how to wank I have ever read.

Get the horn, rub it up and down, you'll feel better.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:54, archived)

now here's a question
can a bloke be horny without having the horn? can you try and wank before your bits are ready?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

I've heard yes.
But I don't know.

/always has the horn
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

well you're
a filthy pervert b3tan filthy pervert
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)

Pretty much.
Give it a bit of gentle encouragement, and it'll usually rise to the occasion.
However, closed eye wanks, are often rather unsatisfying.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:15, archived)

Like
smoking with your eyes shut?
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)

This poem doesn't rhyme.
Rubbish!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)

It's produced in your bracchia isn't it?
*casts mind back to S Grade biology*

/can't quite remember what bracchia are
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)

aren't they the little twiddly bits
on the outer edges of your lungs?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)

Those are nipples.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:05, archived)

twiddling my nipples
makes my legs collapse, not unlike those little elasticated toys with the push-up button in the base
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

*walks arround for a bit*

( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:15, archived)

They're a sort of pasta.
Probably.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)