There once was a young man from Neath
Whose girlfriend's vagina had teeth
He was heard to exclaim
"It's a terrible shame -
When I'm coming, it's always to grief!"
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

There once was a young man from Tyersal,
Who gave a new... oh bugger, I've got this wrong.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

I was trying to come up with a town that rhymed with 'dental'
I failed :(
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

It wasn't the breeze, that tickled her knees, it was my fiiiiiiiiiinger.
Magic, moments, something something something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

Kirk Sandall.
It's a weak rhyme, but closer than most.

Not as close as Birstall, mind.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

There was a young fella from Pendle
whose birds cunts surprisingly dental
she gave him a nosh
& ripped his cock off
which unsurprisingly sent him a bit mental
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

*applause*

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

Hoorah!

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

A sex act, quite experimental
With a lassie whose fanny is dental
Gives unnatural thrills
And it pays all the bills
As the DVD's now out on rental.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

There was a young lady whose bits
Had a penchant for giving sharp nips
Men who she had
Came away came away feeling sad
Cos their willies had all lost their tips
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

There once was a man with no fingers
Whose story in memory lingers
One day his girl's muff
Bit his digits all off
That's what you get feeling up gingers!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

*applauds*

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I was quite pleased with the second line there.
Anyone know if Bognor Regis is pronounced with regg-is or ree-jis?
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

I pronounce it ree jus
but I am a southern
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Depends on your Latin
if classical, it's ree-gis (with a hard 'g'), if Church Latin it's ree-jis
if you're local, it's "that shithole southeast of Chichester".
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

Heh

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

Cock/Off

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

Who's afraid of Vagina Wolf?

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Finding Menob

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

A womb with a view
to biting your cock off
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

The Departed
Penis
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Bitey Snatch

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

V For Vaginadentata

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

The Soreshaft Decapitation

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Cock, Chop and two Bleeding Bollocks

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)