Has anyone played Sims 3 yet?
I've read a few reviews, and they all seem to be on the good side, but any first hand experience?

If you've not, then what's the funniest way of killing people in the sims you've done?

If you can't give a toss about the sims, bangers and mash or toad in the hole?

Edit: Also if you really need a new computer, cube 24-7 are refunding delivery on orders before 4pm.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

mash in the toad in the hole

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

mine rolls off the tongue better

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

it does. but.... but i bet mine tastes better....................

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Nope.
Yours is just potato sausages and batter. the other sounds better, double the carbohydrates, all of the taste.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

[inappropriate comment]
( jenpots, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Toad in the mash hole.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

I only played the Sims 1,
sometimes I would strand visitors on the top of a column or something. I preferred trying to make them happy though, in general, it seemed the more demanding task.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Indeed.
I at one point in sims 2 made my sims do counterfeiting, but then the police came to fine/arrest them. So I then put move objects on and stored the police in a little prison at the bottom of the garden. Fun!


The policemen never slept, they just kept wandering round in circles in their little jail. I even gave them a toilet and a sink, but they never used them. It had a bit where the people on the outside could see in.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I discovered to my alarm
that even if your house has no doors, the burglar could still get in and nick stuff. He just stands there, shrugs, and something disappears out of the house. So much for that tactic.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Haha!
Amazing! Psychic burglary.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Bangers & Mash with onion gravy.
Has to be good pork butcher sausages though. Tesco *finest are OK.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Trust you to be a sausage lover

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Yes but I couldn't eat a whole packet.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

But you could fit an entire pig up that gaping maw you call your anus

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Apple 'n' all.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Thats going to be the title of the biography im going to write about the captain
Apple 'N' All: The Story Of One Mans Love For Other Mens Bottoms
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

I've got veg sausages and colcannon with gravy for later on.
Om nom nom.

I may get the sims for my iphone but I'd rather play a free demo first, I've not played the Sims range before.
( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

I preferred Sims 2: The Klumps

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Theme hospital, that got boring very quickly
they should make Theme Concentration Camp, I'd well buy that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Theme hospital never got boring.
It got annoying when everyone was throwing up and dying in the halls though :( and I never once cured an epidemic.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

next time I fill in a sick note at work I'm going to say I had Bloaty Head

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

I like how baldness is a disease.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

TJ - anyone know of a programme that allows you to turn down / mute the volume of individual programmes in Windows? I want to listen to some music whilst playing a game but, even with all the volume levels on the game down it's still too loud.
( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I think Vista has that built in.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

FUCK VISTA

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

My e-penis is too big for the CD drive :(

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Yeah it does
that's the one thing going for it really - I went back to XP.
( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

you can't
the audio from all the programs is summed by to the Windows audio subsystem, if the individual programs don't offer volume controls then you're fucked
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Thanks
Guess I'm fucked then :D
( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

I can't think of any games that don't offer volumn control.
Except the likes of crap flash ones.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

It's alright
Although mine keeps glitching and turning young adults into OAPs within one birthday... hmm
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

toad in the hole, with roast potatoes*
om nom nom

*no, they're not called "roasties." not unless you're under 5, or would like me to brand you with a frying pan. or both
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)