Did he give you a slap for oggling his chest?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

There was another woman walking through Ipswich
who I noticed had quite large nipples (they were poking through her top, she didn't just have them flopped out). They were probably about the size of a £2.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Holy fuck.
That's huge.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

I suppose it's possible she had some sort of large piercing that caused them to appear larger
I didn't ask.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

Maybe she was smuggling dispensers?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

Pez dispensers?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

no, smuggling dispensers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

Why would you need to smuggle £2 coins?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

maybe she's not, maybe she was smuggling dispensers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

SPAH SMUGGLIN' MAH DISPENSER

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

Hahaha
I downloaded TF2 again yesterday, I must have been mad to overlook it when the orange box came out :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

You silly.
I don't think this laptop can handle it, but I'll re-download it to see if we can.

Today we've just ordered a new desktop from cube 24-7.
Anyone know how long they take to get delivered? We've not ordered next day delivery.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Up to a couple of weeks
Depending on components being in stock.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Hrum.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to play the Sims 3 then. Hopefully will arrive quickly. *crosses fingers*
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

maybe she'd knocked the centre bits out of two £2 coins and used them as nipple rings

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

do they come in dispensers?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Not as huge as:
images.heaven666.org/p/2/longest-nipples-recorded.jpg nsfw, maybe.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

*vomits*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

a pair of pears!

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

D:
Those aren't nipples. They're burnt worms.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

No, they have some length on them

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

that'd be handy on the beach
keep the sand off your towel
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Did she give you a slap for oggling her chest?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

Are you sure she didn't have £4 stashed in her bra?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

*Gets £2 from wallet*
Bloody hell
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Yeah
I think something like this was going on under there (NSFW)

www.planetclimax.com/freesites/long-puffy-nipples/pictures21.html
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)