I was walking through Tower Ramparts in Ipswich today (a shopping centre). This guy is walking towards me, he looks about 40 and is walking with a female companion, could be a wife or a sister I don't know.

I notice he has something written on his white t-shirt (properly printed, not just scribbled on in crayon) it says "Body of a god". I thought to myself "he hasn't really got that good a body." I'm not gay or out, but I can happily praise the male form if deserving. Anyway, I get a bit closer and I notice in text that's about half the size of the main text it says "shame it's Buddha!".

Greatest bargain you've ever purchased, or something that you'd happily pay double for as you got such good use out of it?
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

Did he give you a slap for oggling his chest?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

There was another woman walking through Ipswich
who I noticed had quite large nipples (they were poking through her top, she didn't just have them flopped out). They were probably about the size of a £2.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Holy fuck.
That's huge.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

I suppose it's possible she had some sort of large piercing that caused them to appear larger
I didn't ask.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

Maybe she was smuggling dispensers?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

Pez dispensers?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

no, smuggling dispensers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

Why would you need to smuggle £2 coins?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

maybe she's not, maybe she was smuggling dispensers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

SPAH SMUGGLIN' MAH DISPENSER

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

Hahaha
I downloaded TF2 again yesterday, I must have been mad to overlook it when the orange box came out :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

You silly.
I don't think this laptop can handle it, but I'll re-download it to see if we can.

Today we've just ordered a new desktop from cube 24-7.
Anyone know how long they take to get delivered? We've not ordered next day delivery.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Up to a couple of weeks
Depending on components being in stock.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Hrum.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to play the Sims 3 then. Hopefully will arrive quickly. *crosses fingers*
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

maybe she'd knocked the centre bits out of two £2 coins and used them as nipple rings

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

do they come in dispensers?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Not as huge as:
images.heaven666.org/p/2/longest-nipples-recorded.jpg nsfw, maybe.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

*vomits*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

a pair of pears!

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

D:
Those aren't nipples. They're burnt worms.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

No, they have some length on them

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

that'd be handy on the beach
keep the sand off your towel
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Did she give you a slap for oggling her chest?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

Are you sure she didn't have £4 stashed in her bra?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

*Gets £2 from wallet*
Bloody hell
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Yeah
I think something like this was going on under there (NSFW)

www.planetclimax.com/freesites/long-puffy-nipples/pictures21.html
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

But Buddha isn't a god, that's clearly false advertising.

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

:(

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

I didn't know.
I could have saved him from looking silly but I didn't know.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

But did he have a pool?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

buddha wasn't a god
you should have told him

my citreon DS awesome awesome car and i got it for 1500 squids
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Nice!
I just watched Le Samourai again and immediately after it finished got on the web looking for a DS
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

great film
people say they are tricky cars to deal with.. i joined the citreon club and they fight over themselves to fix stuff for you

it's great.. definetly recommend
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

They look so cool from the front
What year do you have?
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

'70 pallas.. so no road tax.. my dream is a chapron
i think they look pretty good from the back too.. the boot is massive

check this out by barthes
www.usounds.com/the-citroen-ds-by-barthes
edit: maybe NSFW features a naked woman
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

I got an ANTEC NSK 3480 for £53.16

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

I once bought a 1940s classic and beautifully made little black dress AND a chinese silk handmade 1960s wiggle dress for £15 the lot.
That was pretty good.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

i bought a tibetan braclet red coral and silver
for 99p

well it still hasn't arrived yet.. *ebay clench*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

I got a dress in John Lewis for a tenner,
when I got it home I started peeling the stickers off the price label, they were layered on, it had been reduced a number of times. Original price: £100.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

A good discount!

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

I reckon.
I got a jacket from Oasis for a fiver, because the stitching had come undone on one of the shoulders, that didn't take me long to fix. Would have normally been £30 or so.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Apparel repair is good science

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

YES!
A table from John Lewis with a wobbly leg. I took it home and tightened the nut.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

haha
excellent
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Nice :D
My mum tends to buy vacuum cleaners which are the ones on display.

This is so that she gets them cheaper and faster.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

pics please
preferably with you in them
( custard, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

I bought a £50 tracksuit for £10 once.
Great times.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

I bought a £600 Versace jacket for £80
from the Versace shop too. No offence.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

£1000 prada skirt for £400
Still, it lasted aged
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

my dry/immersion suit
bought for a third of rrp (clicky)
( custard, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

is that for your canoe?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

no, it's for my yacht

( custard, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I bought something that should have cost a lot of money but I got it pretty cheap
so yeah, that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

Sweet

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

everyone needs a cheap something

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I got an awesome bandana from a skip once.
I also once got an awesome hat which was run over in the middle of the street.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

lololol
d
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

we got an old shop counter from in front of a shop in town that was being refitted.
Carried it back, between the two of us, four miles, in broad daylight.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

My mum got our dining room table from a skip at the council house.
:)

So an antique table, only a few scratches, most of them me when I was little and decided to carve things into it with broken ballpoint pens.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

that must have knackered your wanking arm

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

I got a sandwich reduced fro £2.55 to £1.55
oh yeah, coronation chicken baby
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

White or brown bread?

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

brown bread, less win than it could have been

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

I remember seeing a coronation chicken sandwich for £1.20 once.
I passed it by, which is something I'll always regret, I've not seen one any cheaper than £1.80 since. Sad times.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

TV Master Mark IV from a charity shop.
I've played it more than xbox, and it was only a fraction of the cost.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

Bought a Telecaster (albeit a Squier model) from Cash Converters for £30
It's not a boutique guitar, but it sounds heavy through my Ashdown rig
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

I'd have kept the £30 to be honest

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Yes an American or a Deluxe
would be better constructed, have better electronics etc etc – but the Squier was well worth the £30
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

it's good to have a knockabout guitar that you don't mind beating up a bit
stick some better pickups in it and thrash it into the ground
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

I wouldn't pay double for them so much as I'm a cheap skate.
But I got a 4GB USB for £5 from ebay and a good microphone for £2.88.

And I've gotten a few free t-shirts I'm wearing one right now. I also am currently wearing trousers I got from cadets.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

iPod Touch.
When I lost mine, I went out and brought a new one a few days later.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

I AM SLIGHTLY ANGRY
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

good heavens,
it's not even 20 years old.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Have you seen the Sherlock Holmes trailer?

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

I hear they're re-making Terminator Salvation, and The Dark Knight. About time.
( vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)