But if you said that to him
he might try and bum you.

Up the hairy man bum with his big, bald sweaty sci fi willy.

That probably goes "SWOOOSH" when it erects like the doors on the Enterprise.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:28, archived)

I wish mine did that.
No, really, I do.

"Make it so!"
*swoosh!*
"Launch photon torpedo!"
*bums*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:31, archived)

I wish mine
made a noise like a TIE fighter when it spluffed.

I think that would be great.

And it would echo if you were bumming someone with a big, baggy bumhole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

At least that would drown out
the sobs of frightened children.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

please don't make me giggle
when I'm in this much pain
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

*tickles*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

don't touch my skin!!
it hurts all over :'(

I'm going back to bed for a bit, I'm feeling really crap again
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)

When I first got my laser spirit level,
I was tempted to stick it on my head, and walk around the house, proclaiming to be Locutis of Borg. If I'd married a more geeky woman, I'd have probably had sex with her, repeatedly announcing that "resistance is futile."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:36, archived)