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b3ta, my question is simple, but urgent:
Would you consider it a fashion faux pas to wear an open long-sleeved shirt over a buttoned-up short-sleeved shirt?

(The shorter one is white, the outer one is black & matches my jeans)
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
Yes, you fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
Wear one shirt and man up, you bloody ponce.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
Yes. It would look stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
He could wear a tie with the short-sleeved one, then he wouldn't look so stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
People would just assume he was a bit retarded.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
I don't own a tie

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
Wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
Honestly, what sort of man doesn't own a single tie?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
The sort of man who thinks it's acceptable to wear two shirts.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
Knickers, bras, swimming costume, socks, shoes, dresses, skirts, shorts, vests, cardies,
jewellery, hair ties, kirby grips, coat, scarves, pyjamas, sleeping bag, camping mat, tent, towel, carrier bag for dirty laundry, make up, make up remover, moisturiser, sunscreen, after sun, deodorant, shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, face wash, body lotion, toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, mouthwash, nail file, hair dryer, pain killers, prescription meds, contraception, after-bite, allergy tablets, shoes, phone charger, phone, ipod, ipod charger, raincoat/umbrella, money, tickets, passport, cigarettes, matches, debit card, ID, keys, booking confirmation.

LimeyTreat Former International Jetsetter's Foolproof Packing List.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
+bottle opener / corkscrew

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
You're one of these people who takes an enormous hard plastic suitcase with wheels on it
to go for a week's holiday, I'll bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
Nope.
I have got packing down pat.

And I can't remember the last time I went on a week's holiday. Woe.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
I do this.
Because then I have more space for things.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
How many things do you need for a week?
I appreciate the fact that men's clothes are five times the size as women's ones, but that's just crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
A week's worth of underwear, a few clean tops and a spare pair of jeans, just in case.
/man
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
Oh yeah, toothbrush, razor and deodorant too.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
pretty much this,
except I can fit a week's worth of tops in the space a single man's shirt would take up.
I also take another pair of shoes and a couple of skirts. This all fits into a small backpack.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
Things to bring back possibly?
When we went on our roadtrip in the US, we packed everything into a smaller case, and then put that into a larger case.
This meant that we had room to bring back things we had bought on the journey.

That was when the exchange rate was almost £1:$2 so we stocked up on stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
Yeah
Possibly OK over a t-shirt, but two buttoned shirts sounds a little odd.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
Why would you wear two shirts?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
Because he actually has four arms.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
to show the laydeez that you can afford two shirts, duh!

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
That is exactly what I'm doing.
HEY LADIES

CHECK MY INTEREST-FREE OVERDRAFT

IT GOT ME THESE SHIRTS

which are both from a charity shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
bom chicka wow wow

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
Leave the tags on and write Armani on them.
Bitches will be going crazy and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
I tried wearing a blazer over the short-sleeve shirt
but it looked too formal, so I put on another casual long black shirt, which has a similar effect without the formality, but is blatantly wearing two shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
I think we need pictures to judge this accurately

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
cut them both in half down the middle and swap the sides over
wear one on top of the other
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
Like Two-Face.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
YES.
Even open shirts over t-shirts is wrong wrong wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
What?! HOW?!
It's LOVELY
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
It looks nice sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
Not for me.
Especially not a short sleeved button up shirt. Eugh. Wrong in almost all circumstances. Longsleeved with sleeves rolled up looks so much better.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
Open shirt with sleeves rolled up?
Be careful and specific here, your membership in the '87 club depends on it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
no no no nononononoononon.
One shirt. Long sleeved. Sleeves rolled up. Two shirts is out of the question.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
T-shirt, long sleeved open shirt with sleeves rolled up?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
Possibly.
But still t-shirt + shirt is generally to be avoided.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
I'm glaring at you over the internet.
You've just rubbished around 70% of my wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
That's technically not true.
I rock that look. I rock it HARD. And I'm in the '87 club, so it must be a good look.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
It's ok as long as you don't mind acquiring the moniker "Reidy Two Shirts".

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
Real life LOL
I'VE SAID FUCK IT, ditched the monochrome, and put on a dark blue number instead. You're right. What was I thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
This man overheard someone using the word "layers".

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
I like to think that's how SikRik rolls

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
I bought my brother this. He still ahsn't taken the hint.
www.palmercash.com/p-1321-womens-wear-your-collar-up-tee.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
hahaha
that's the least subtle hint I've ever seen.
Spot on, though. A fashion agreement first, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
He can be so cool when he tries...
photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs027.snc1/4280_84991173319_511503319_1793867_4387818_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
Comedy t-shirts and a vicar and tarts party
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
I'll bet he wears a pink shirt with a grey body warmer.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
or a scarf with a tee shirt
or a tee shirt and a beanie hat
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
Short answer - Yes
Long answer - Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
only if you waer the short sleeved one
backwards
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)