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such an unusual amount of hostility for a Sunday
Here, have not one but THREE kittens.

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/kittens.jpg

also, lidl mars bars are shit, do you shop at lidl?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
lidl do good cheese and salami
and have a fairly decent booze selection.
Their crisps and cakes are rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
I agree with this
they used to do these frozen kebab things, and they were lovely - then they started putting cabbage in them.

NO! LIDL! HOT CABBAGE BAD.

the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
some of their breakfast cereals look like there should be laws against them.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
I shop at Lidl, but I do not purchase any chocolate there.
I dislike chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
not even the nice German biscuits which are partly or wholly covered in chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
No. They've got chocolate on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
you're the sort of person who deserves diabetes

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
You're the sort of person who deserves a framed picture of David Milliband.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
I do not shop at lidl.
I find it over priced for the most part.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
no i fucking don't you tedious kitten linking wanker, fuck off, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
what's blue and yellow with a tight cunt?
you with your lidl bag
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
hello mongy
nice day for it don't you think
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
yes it is, i might go out and get super fucked up on booze, what, what

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
methinks that is a good idea
I am working this afternoon, but there is a bar next door to work. I shall partake of many beverages and say its all your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
good ,good, i will shoulder the blame, my 12 hour session yesterday has not put me off another little drinky poo's

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
that is settled then.
Hurrah! for drunken Sundays!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
I was in Lidl the first time I seen an artichoke
I had no idea what it was, and was quite scared of it. It was only weeks later I discovered it was an artichoke.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
Artichokes look like alien plants.
We've got some in the back garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
I was tempted to ask a member of staff what it was
but I decided against it.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
No, I do not shop at leeeeeeeedl.
Because they mispronounce lidl.
It's 'liddle,' not 'leeeeeeeeeeeedl.'
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
and it's not Adeeedas, either.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
mr, run and mr dmc will have issues with you over that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
and it's not Santandair, either.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
nor jagwaaaar
bloody 'mercins
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
no, because there is not one here. If there were a lidl here I would probably shop at it becuase I enjoy the selection of foods and other items they provide
for reasonable prices. I have not tried lidl mars bars, as there is not one around here ( as mentioned previously) however I will believe you that they are not as good as original marbars. I would also consider shopping at Aldi but there is not one of those around here either. The cheapest shopping here used to be a somerfields but that has gone, now it is Morrissons. I find morrisons have inconvenient opening times though. they close at eight on a saturday and three on a sunday, which I find highly inconvenient. I am eating a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
top biscuit tip:
buy a pack of digestive biscuits, and bore a hole through the middle. wrap them in tinfoil and pretend they're new wheat polos and no-one else has them
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
could a horse eat one from my hand~?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
bore a hole through the horse and pretend it's new horse polos and no-one else has them
yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
i've booked a holiday!
this is a lie. i've booked train tickets for me and amy to go into the highlands and stay there a night. probably going to get eaten by werewolves. still, camping yay

kittens yay also. shopping meh
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
whoa man, do you think it is a good idea to mention this when Moon Girl Technologies is around?
keep it under your hat, she might be a bit, whoa about it all
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
it was partly my idea,
uncharacteristically.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
blimey
ಠ_ಠ
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
95% deet
impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
is lidl like aldi?
or is it a bit more upmarket?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
I'd say it was slightly downmarket.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
I think it's slightly to one side.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
My dad got his computer from Aldi.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
HOORAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
It's getting quite old now,
I'm impressed it still works, to be honest, although he complains about how noisy it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
Is this his prostate, or are we still talking about the computer?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
fatty

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
only because every time i fuck your mum she gives me a cookie

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)