GOLLY the Cricket!
Who'd like to discuss the cricket?
Or perhaps you'd like to now fall out with me as it's not quite football but still, it's JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

BRAYNDEDD IS NOT A WANKER.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Can you show your workings?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

I can.
But I'm not going to.
My capital letters and username are all any reasonable person should need.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

I grade this A*!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

I endorse your grades.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

A splendid game. Swashbuckling stuff from Luke Wright.
We have definitely qualified regardless of whatever the Dutch do against Pakistan on Tuesday.
This is a good cricket day.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Yes.
A somewhat brighter outlook.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

No JMG,
I'm a happy camper. Bought some gig tickets today and am seeing Take That on Wednesday. Things are GOOD.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Why is it all these women are going to see Take That?
Surely it's people like you who've priced out the Queens of this world.
Moohalaa's probably livid!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Well he should've got tickets then shouldn't he?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

That queer!
He's always fannying about.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

After three hours of downloading, my Windows 7 RC download stopped at 100% giving me a fatal error warning.
Then it deleted the .iso.

Fuck download managers. This is all JMG's fault.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

HAH!
I'm so running it myself with absolutely no issues whatsoever.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

It's had quite positive reviews, so I thought I'd give it a try.
Alas, the download was not meant to be. :(
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

au contraire, football is not quite cricket, as cricket is the only real sport
( vladimir, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

THERE we go!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

i liked the fact the paki team had a player called
Yasir Arafat
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

+stan

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

they never did have a player called Stan, did they?
( vladimir, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

unfortunately he drove off a bridge
eminem was relieved
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

that would only work if he was a negro slave and worked
for a fella called stan
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

Actually, I wonder something here.
If you use the word 'paki' in refferance to the country, is that any worst than using 'brit'?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5102679
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

fucking hell.
even the answer is wrong.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Oh, ok, fair enough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

or kiwi ozzie yank
frog..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yes.
People get beat up and spat at and sent to Coventry for being pakis. They get passed over for promotion, not employed, not let in clubs and accused of being terrorists, all with the epithet paki.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

and they're usually beating up bangladeshi
haha.. the BNP leader is currently being kept out of manchester town hall
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

^ this

...whereas with the epithet Brit, the worst that's going to happen to you is that you have to release terrible pop music and are made to dance around on stage looking like a sedated mess
( vladimir, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

ireland in the 70's
muslim areas in the last 10 yrs.. a british passport is fucking dangerous
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

just out of interest
how much time did you spend in Ireland in the 70's or muslim areas in the last 10 years?

Personal experience suggests to me that you're talking utter shite. Seeing as how, oooh, just off the bat, 99.9999% of Muslims aren't western-hating terrorists in the same way that that a similar percentage of the Irish aren't IRA. Or do they carry pigs under their arms. Except that Dr Preference, obviously...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

me in ireland not at all.. just family annecdotes (also see bits of wales)
but muslim countries a tonne.. and i'm not saying they're terrorists they just are rightly pissed off and act accordingly
most yanks you meet over there usually use a canadian flag
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

It's never caused me or any of my friends a second's problem
I suspect it's just "acting like a twat" rather than being British that is the issue.

Which explains why Meerkans get in trouble, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Yes, Gonz. Yes it is.
"Brit" hasn't been used for years as a term of abuse or offence for British people. Paki has. All words were just words, once. Now, it's just racist and abusive regardless of the context.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)