FFS third time today fire trucks just turned up
kids setting the bins on fire.. yawn

what was the last thing you burnt?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

A cig.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

My arms
and my face.

Sunburn though, so not too bad
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

YOU WILL DIE OF FACE CANCER
sorry about that
no offfence
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Little pricks.
Hmm, just some scrap wood, etc
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

little pricks is my favourite thing to say to teenages
it pushes all their buttons
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

Lumps of meat on the barbeque.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

The word barbecue was given to the English language by a wonderful real life pirate; William Dampier.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

Trivtastic.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

anne bonny gave the english language the word 'gash'
originally meaning 'a right sob after killing a fellow cuntry man'
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

my neck
I didn't like it
( Shiksa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

Cigarettes.

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)