I'm jacking one of these pointless threads
to ask does anyone know about ITIL. and can any one explain the fundamentals to me in a few paragraphs?

/lazy
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

i've no idea what ITIL even stands for.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

I Tickle Irascible Lesbians

( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)

I Touch Intimate Labradors

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

I Tongue Irish Labias

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

impotent teviot incestual love

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

I Think I'm Lactating

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

I Twat Irritating Literati...

( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

I Taste Icky Today

( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

Italians
Tell Iraqis Lies
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

Lo Stati Uniti non desidera il vostro olio.
?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

Ian Tormenting Indian Lepers

( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

I Train Illiterate Libyans...

( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

is that the one that's provides a cohesive set of best practice, drawn from the public and private sectors internationally.
It is supported by a comprehensive qualifications scheme, accredited training organisations, and implementation and assessment tools. The best practice processes promoted in ITIL support and are supported by, the British Standards Institution's standard for IT service Management (BS15000)


no, I can't
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

I think so.
Can you teach me everything about it in this one thread please?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

Yes,
quote £4000 then charge £18 million do to unforeseen circumstances.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

Sweet
Sounds good enough to me!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

no, as that was a c&p from
www.ogc.gov.uk/index.asp?id=2261
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

Yeah that was the site I looked
at but then got scraed by all the words.

Ah well, the company are sending me on a training course in September so I guess I'll learn something then!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

Have you started your new job yet?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

August 1st
at which point I may have to haul my arse off here for a few weeks!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

Inner Testicle Icky Lesions ?
Dirty bastard.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

That was rather poor.
Try harder.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)