The only economics these people want to discuss is the "Home Economics" class they took in school.
Where they'd just bake cakes and eat chocolate for an hour a week.
Like fat lesbians.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

That always disappointed me about Home Economics,
it was always cakes. You can't just live on cakes all the time, how about some real life skills?
No wonder so many people just get ready meals.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

How to fend off a Grizzly with a plastic spatula?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

I've had to do that more than once,
but that's just instinct, isn't it?
I mean, like, how to make a basic pasta sauce. Or how to cook pasta, for that matter.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

real life for me is supernoodles and toast

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

and on
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

we used to cook loads of meals, we did cod in a parsley sauce once. i dont eat fish. i didnt like it

( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)