I dunno, I just am...
it makes buying trousers difficult because apparently you can only have short legs if you are also fat or really really skinny...at least in Slough anyway...

anyway, its useful cos I'm just the right size to hide in people's pockets...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

All fat people have short legs.
Surely you knew this?
( toxie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)

well yes
but I'm not particularly fat and I need trousers too and I can't sew to save my life (not even with a sweing machine) which pretty much puts just taking up a hem out...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

And everyone over 6'2
is a greedy fat cunt.

/things I have learned while clothes shopping
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

I learnt that any women over 5'8''
are under a size 16.
madness.
( toxie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)

Whereas
for some unknown reason, most size 10 clothes are the right length for Dutch women, but God knows who else.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

And any men under 5' are Oompa Loompas

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

Orange?

( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)

The future's bright,
the future's Veritas?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)