That
is not what I look for in my sex accessories, generally..
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

quack

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

I beg your pardon?
You pervert ;)
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

I didn't choose it :P

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

He hasn't left the
bathroom actually.

My latest purchase amused theflatmate no end however, and he even had a quick go before I put my foot down :D
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

O_o

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Over
his T-shirt like.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

I dread to think
I though theflatmate was squeamish about all such things, particularly in relation to you?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

He is, bless him
The first time he was exposed to bondage tape (or drunkenly tied to a banister by me and drunken Belfast lassies) he almost had a fit.

He's calmed down a bit :D
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

I think this comment
needs expanding.

*gets notebook and opens links page*
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

I was out Christmas shopping with the ratbag
and I asked her to help me find something for dekazer. she picked up a duck-shaped vibrator and said "Lucy needs this!" who was I to argue...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

And we've
got that one preserved, and ready for the blackmail.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

You prefer the cool touch of surgical steel
It's horses for courses really.
Or different strokes for different folks.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)