Catch me if you can
'cos I'm the England man
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

COME ON THE MIGHTY ENGLAND!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I'm ready for the mighty Andorra.

( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

As is Matthew Upson it would seem...
"If the team approaches it in the right way, which I'm sure we will, there's no reason why we can't get another positive result"

Yeah, 6 wins out of 6 and a 7 point gap between us and Croatia prior to a match against European minnows? Way to hedge your bets, Upson!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

There's no reason why, if they score more goals than the other side, they can't win
If on the other hand, the other team score more goals than them they might just possibly lose.

/hedge
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

you should be on match of the day

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

You never see Mark Lawrenson and in vino veritas in the same room.
It may be coincidence, but y'know. I'm just saying...
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

I always thought IVV was The Stig

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

I cannot confirm or deny that rumour
but James May's mum lives on the same road as my mum.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

I would like this illustrated through the use of Venn Diagrams

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Imagine one circle labelled "People who live in my mum's road"
and my mum and Mrs May in the circle. And lots of people not in the circle.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

BARBEMECUE TOMORROW!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

I NO!
I am very excited.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

She is Mark Lawrenson, The Stig, that woman off of the gardening programme and that woman off of Radio 4
That's why she is never in work these days
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

>:(

( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

I bloody should
I bet I could think of a few different ways of saying essentially the same thing every week.

Trouble is, I'm female but not the dollybird type, so I wouldn't be allowed on MOTD.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

As long as the team approach it the right way, by not setting each other on fire,
I can confidently predict a win for England.
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

They're an often disrespected side.
I'm backing them to one day get a shock result.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

The Armenian squad expect a shock result
from the secret police with cattle prods after failing to qualify.
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

"There's only one way to beat them - get round the back"
said the actress to the bishop.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

[Something homophobic about Justin Fashanu]
See below for full details.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)