Left, I am travelling toward Bedfordshire.
After, I will stand under flowing water, before going back to Bedfordshire.

I would very much like some kind of alert to awaken me, and some slightly burnt bread.


Because I love you and your pointless filters, Gilgamess.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

alright david

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Hello.
I am in the mood to upset someone. Not for any reason.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

who the fuck needs a reason?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

let the reason be love

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

People with a conscience, or some kind of deluded moral grounding.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

BEDFORDSHIRE YOU SAY?!
snipurl.com/jss5k
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Oh Tony, I knew it would be that.
Changing the URL does nothing.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

But you still clicked.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

i did
it was a bit mean tone.
poor david :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

He loves it.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

To prove I was right.
Would you prefer I did not click it? Does it upset you?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

I think the real question David, is did it upset YOU? ONLINE?!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Never.
You have wasted your life.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Haha, I have spent my life making that gif.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

I just peeled off my undercrackers

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

How many days worth of build up?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

days? I'm just changing into my summer pants

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

I'm having mine surgically removed after 30 years of wearing.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

i took my jar of 1p coins into asda and stuck them in their counting machine
£23. not bad.
i spent it on champagne.
( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

You are so decadent.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

i drink little else darlink

( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

I hope it wasn't Moet.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

of course not
i use that to flush my loo
( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

that must have been like a million 1 pence pieces

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

You could have had more - don't they take a fee out of it?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

7% if I remember correctly

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

HE KNEW THE RISKS

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Aren't you dead yet?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'm going to get up in a ridiculously short while
I'm not having toast, some coffee and a cigarette does the job for me.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

I don't know what I'm really going to do.
I was lying above.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

I'm going to have a shitty day at work
this job is arse, I'm going to do something else.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

I'm going to watch rambo.
YES
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)