haha, this.
I'm going to a party/picnic thing with work colleagues on Saturday, one with new twins. I know I'm going to get handed one at some point and then everyone will wander off.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Well it's nice for them.
Just tell them you don't want it. You can do that you know
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

I think it'd be a bit rude.
I'll just conveniently be elsewhere.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Say you'd love to but don't think you should
as you've already dropped three babies in the last year.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

"I have an unfortunate drop-kicking compulsion"

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Or drop-kick it and prevent anyone foisting their sprogs on you again.
Ever.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

And end up in jail.
But it'd be worth it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

other peoples' kids are cute. as long as you can hand them back when they start crying
case in point: my baby cousin
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Awww, what a lovely ickle beard.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I still swear you're wanting to be the new Athena man
Only with more shirt on.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

nah, if i was going to be an iconic poster
i'd be the tennis bum girl
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I want to go to a psychic pinic in Pickwick.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)