do you worry goats?
i like goats.
( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I like pangolins and frying pans.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I like the colour blue and I like stars.
I'm also often blue and my actual real life name means star in hindu
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

My head hurts

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

But
you're not actually a star that emits blue light are you ?

Therefore, like so many of us, you are weaving a web of deception, online.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

I might be*


*No. Shut up
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Deceit
Online.

It's like Mandi coming on here telling us all she's a fit hottie who likes rollerblading, pole dancing, and letting a fucking great spider sit on her shaven vulva to make it look like she's got a big, bushy set of pubes.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Pfft.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

my name is paul and i like rhcp
although not as much as i did when i signed up all those years ago

been thinking of ditching the name but i have NO IDEA what i would replace it with
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

beardo
lion face
cornish faced bastard
manolith
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

i have always liked manolith
*ponders*
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

blink182aul

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

blarg. no.

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

nickelbackaul

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

blarg. no.

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

My Chemicaul Romance

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Paul! At The Disco
Paul Out Boy
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

The Faul

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Michael Baul

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

DOCTOR CUNTFACE
The Mingeinator
Tony Blairs Helmet
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

nope, i don't do 'whacky'

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

parappatherappaul

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

hahaha, not bad!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Do it.
I like that lots
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

The Pastyphonic Spree

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

or "Mandi".

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I think just
"Arachnoknight" would be superb.

Or the even more pompous "Arachnobaron"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

arachnoviceroy

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

HEY. i may be big but i'm not THAT many people

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

You'd have to really ask the goats that
I've never have a goat express worry to me.

Really the username is just a sort of jocular nod towards bestiality.

It's supposed to make me seem a bit edgy, dark and perverse.

In real life I'm vanilla as fuck though, I've never even done it with an asian, let alone a goat.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)