Yesterday was a time for firsts. I
got my first random burn, and also watched my first Charlie Chaplin film.

What have you done for the first time recently?
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

your mum

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

And made boozy strawberries and basil for pudding
which was surprisingly delicious.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Sometimes I think I should try making puddings. I'd need someone to do them
for though, 'cos I don't ever eat pudding at home.
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

I had never made a pudding before mid 2008
I can now do :

Chocolate mousse
Fruit crumble
Sponge cake
Cheesecake
Sausage and Mash*

Dude it so is a pudding. In Scotland.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

i can do a really basic pudding.
you get fruit and trifle/cakey/flan sponge and apple juice and plain yogurt.

you crumble the sponge and add a drop of juice so it is moist, then you layer it with fruit in individual glasses, and top with yogurt. if you like, sprinkle a bit of sugar on top.
( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

it's quite nice and looks more impressive than it is.
tastes good though.
( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Yum.
I wonder if Flapjack likes flapjack?
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

do you like druids?

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Are you a soporific whateverabinky is ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

i am quite dozy.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

do you worry goats?
i like goats.
( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I like pangolins and frying pans.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I like the colour blue and I like stars.
I'm also often blue and my actual real life name means star in hindu
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

My head hurts

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

But
you're not actually a star that emits blue light are you ?

Therefore, like so many of us, you are weaving a web of deception, online.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

I might be*


*No. Shut up
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Deceit
Online.

It's like Mandi coming on here telling us all she's a fit hottie who likes rollerblading, pole dancing, and letting a fucking great spider sit on her shaven vulva to make it look like she's got a big, bushy set of pubes.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Pfft.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

my name is paul and i like rhcp
although not as much as i did when i signed up all those years ago

been thinking of ditching the name but i have NO IDEA what i would replace it with
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

beardo
lion face
cornish faced bastard
manolith
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

i have always liked manolith
*ponders*
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

blink182aul

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

blarg. no.

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

nickelbackaul

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

blarg. no.

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

My Chemicaul Romance

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Paul! At The Disco
Paul Out Boy
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

The Faul

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Michael Baul

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

DOCTOR CUNTFACE
The Mingeinator
Tony Blairs Helmet
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

nope, i don't do 'whacky'

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

parappatherappaul

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

hahaha, not bad!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Do it.
I like that lots
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

The Pastyphonic Spree

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

or "Mandi".

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I think just
"Arachnoknight" would be superb.

Or the even more pompous "Arachnobaron"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

arachnoviceroy

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

HEY. i may be big but i'm not THAT many people

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

You'd have to really ask the goats that
I've never have a goat express worry to me.

Really the username is just a sort of jocular nod towards bestiality.

It's supposed to make me seem a bit edgy, dark and perverse.

In real life I'm vanilla as fuck though, I've never even done it with an asian, let alone a goat.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Only with custard.

( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Listened to the new Kasabian album
Pretty good.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I'm loving it.
Way better than "Empire".
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

I am about to listen to it through some headphones
That is the ultimate test.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

I like the first song.

( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I still need to send mine out, keep forgetting to buy some jiffy bags.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

I can't think of anything.
Though in a couple of hours, my answer will be 'seen Take That'.

/excited blog
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

It'll be like when you went to see The Specials, only skidding on minge juice instead of beer.

( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

It's outdoors.
I'll be on the pitch and EVERYTHING. It's going to be ace. I might have to punch the screamers though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Awwww, you'll sleep tonight.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Is this a reference to me being small and cute?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

*pats head*

( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

I'll come round and fuck your shit up
cunto
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

No, the fact that you'll be knackered from all the punching.
Poppet.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

GRRRRRRRRRR
*rages*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Bought a sofa

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Ooh, I did that too recently! It's a lot of money to buy a sofa, but
mine is RED. Well, when it arrives.
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Mine is dark brown and toffee
Should arrive within the next 11 weeks, until then I have to sit on the floor or my super comfortable office chair.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

advertised in the lonely hearts section of the local newspaper

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

MALE, WHITE SKS NON-JEW FOR BIVVY FUN
BOX MNGYCHPS01
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

still no takers, damn you 'the golders green chronical'

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

wltm 12-86 for frm bntr n gd times,
mst show bm hl
chrs
m
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

n offnc

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2813520
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

I bought a tub of chilled pre-grated parmesan / hard italian cheese
instead of a room temperature one

do I get to move one rung up on the foodie ladder?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

1/2 a notch I'd say
The chilled stuff is slightly better, but it's still mostly parmesan rind.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

I fixed the bathroom light switch.
It was broke and when I was living at home, I'd just ask my dad to do it. But for the first time, using pure man powers, I fixed something electrical all by myself!

I hadn't felt so proud since I built the CD rack.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

driven on my own

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Were you excited? I remember driving myself for the
first time, I was listening to Tense Moments by Headswim. Ace.
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Headswim?
Fucking hell, blast from the past RIGHT there.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

A great album, that.

( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Fixed things rather than phoning someone to do it for me
*manly*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

*blushes*
NOT TELLING
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

I got a guy to change his RAM timings today
That was the first time I've ever done that. Exciting innit.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Watched Lost Boys

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

I wonder if it's as good as it used to be?
Worms, Michael. You're eating worms.
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

My own brother a god damned shit sucking vampire.
Oooooh you wait til mom finds out
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

It was alright, good for a giggle.
Coincidentally I was eating chinese when that whole maggot bit came on. Major sad face ensued.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Put my oven racks in a bag to clean them.
So simple even a man can do it. And a Limey.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

RAARGH
I hate that advert. And the Rowntrees Randoms ones, apart from the start of the football manager one 'What the crocodile hat was that?'
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

it's the fact that they are called 'randoms' that bothers me
they could have called them 'roffles', that would have been better
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)