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He is.
Mine often lectures me about quantum physics and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
Do you often have to answer with things like
"That's nice gorgeous, I only asked you why the bathroom light wasn't working"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
Ok, that sounds really bad
I didn't mean it in a bad way
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
He knows when he's lost me because I go and get a bagel and start playing with the lizard.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Leopard Geckos are cool
As are bagels
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
*euphemismometer explodes*

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
As self depricating as I can be
I'm not about to call my ladychamber a lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
Ha, likewise.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
He sounds like my grandad,
the most light hearted of conversations can turn into these deep explanations and theories about other dimensions and time, etc.

I think it's quite interesting really.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
I do, I really do
but once you hit the half an hour mark you've really got to still have me on board otherwise I start thinking about other things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
Yes, a half hour takes the biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
I'm just not as clever as he stubbornly keeps believing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
you mean 'the wife'?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
He's just jealous because grumpy pansies get very little play.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)