only small things
e.g. doing the wrong drinks, giving them too much head (hahaha) and having to top them up.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

My boss blamed me because someone left without paying for a tab.
We fucking take people's card details for this purpose and it's not my fault he lost them.
Plus i'm not gonna be threatened to be fired by a man who was on 2 weeks suspension for diluting vodka.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Sounds like a bit of a prick.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Just a bit
I've only been there about 6 weeks now, but a week or so ago I asked him if he minded if I went for a fag break, there were literally about 2 people at the bar, and another guy serving. He told me he 'doesn't do fag breaks, no other staff gets to sit around for 5 minutes doing nothing' then went and sat in the back and told me to bring him a pint.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

I had a customer storm in one day demanding to know why we'd charged his card x amount
And he was furious when we told him that he'd left without paying his tab, so had collected the money anyway under the slip he'd signed beforehand.

He was under the impression that if he walked out, then that tab was invalid. Stupid cunt.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

maybe you should do your job properly?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

There wasn't a single thing I did wrong for that.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

It was more a cumulative effort.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

How am I to blame for someone walking about the pub without paying?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

is it not your job to get people in the pub to pay?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

If the pub is busy, and you don't notice them leave, then how're you to know?
Also, if you think the card details are there, which they normally are with tabs, then it doesn't matter.

And if they leave their card behind the bar, they normally pay for it anyway!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

Not when they set up tabs
it's up to them then to either come up to me and pay for it or have their card charged.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

i've had enough of your excuses.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

:(
yes sir.
sorry sir.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

you're demoted to glass collecting.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

*takes a turd in the glasses*

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

now we're on the same poolength (wavelength)

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I've never understood how bar staff can do the wrong drinks
If you didn't hear them, then ask them to repeat it. If you don't know what it is, don't be too scared to ask!

I've never served the wrong food or drink behind a bar.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Well, I've had people ask for wine and soda and given them lime and soda.
Corona/peroni/krony all sound very similar as well.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Any fucknugget asking for wine and soda
should be teetotal anyway.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

You are an inspiration to us all.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

let me explain.
they mishear.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

p.s.
congratulations on being the best barmaid that has ever existed.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

ever.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Well, I used to repeat the order, to make sure, too
Everybody in my place used to do that.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

man, your pub must have had the best barstaff that have ever existed!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

or will ever exist, for that matter.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)