my girlfriend is very beautiful.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

here is evidence that i have at least touched her,
for you non-believers.
photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs032.snc1/2479_135664945174_634545174_6276636_2556938_n.jpg
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

You LOVELY YOUNG MAN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

She's probably feeling pity for you on account of your impending death.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Let's hope he doesn't start getting better,
or she might leave him!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

my cancer is the glue that binds us together.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

Ah, emotional blackmail.
Good man.

"Can you pass me the salt?"
"It's in the cupboard!"
"Cancer!"
*sigh* "I'll get it."
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Roses are red
SSG's a chancer.
He has a nice girlfriend
Because he's got cancer.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Does using your beard as velcro count?

( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

for me,
that is not a beard, that counts as stubble.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

I have a picture of myself with Noel Edmonds in a similar pose.
That doesn't mean I'm having sex with him.


Or does it...
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

would you hurry up and die
i have something meaty for her
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

if you want a bit,
just ask.
i must watch though, thems the rules.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Picking up from down there VV
Why do you think I hate you?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

because you constantly pick on me.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

Aww, I'm sorry, SSG
I don't hate you. I don't hate anybody online!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

that is glorious news!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

Except probably mike woz ere.
It's alright, you can tell me.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

What have I done to make that cunt hate me?
List one thing.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

i'm asking
we should do it on a rock in gower
less publicity and all the chance for you to slip and die
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

So THAT'S where the cancer started!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

NO TIME FOR JOKES JUST TELL ME I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKES IT RIGHT UP THE FANNY

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

she does!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

*UP THE FANNY fives*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

I can't believe you're online friends with Esme now.
I always thought WE were online friends. We don't really always talk all that much, and I've never mentioned it to you, but one time I did draw a picture of us playing quoits together and I wished it was true.

Doesn't that count for anything at all?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

she still has not sent me a gaz or anything
:(
i am starting to think she is a con artist.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)