MooCow Byter is a fucking cunt.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

You're like the condensed version of Gonzo.
/ac
( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Oh, see, now that is being properly unpleasant.
I do NOT look like a sex-offender version of Pob and hang around with a freaky grimmacing smile and dribble on my chin.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

Aww, poor Gonz.
Actually, has he been around recently? I should like to send him a gaz and I'm not sure what his username is at the mo.

Edit: Nevermind, I found him searching for 'telly'.
( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

Because he's a dull cunt who has nothing to talk about except food and what's on television.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

He's changed his name to Vampyrecat

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

No, vampyrecat is Gigglymess in disguise.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

no - vampyrecat is vampyrecat.
go looksee at my profile if you needs must.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Yeah.
Some blurry photos of could-be-anyone.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

*sighs*
*goes to upload photos from friend's 18th*
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

you're falling into his trap,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

SHH
I've just got out the wanking gloves
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

the ones made of sandpaper?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

It's the only thing that'll strike a spark from my sulphurous cock

( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

my arse.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Shhhh!

( Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

from friend's 18th i found on flickr
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

OMG YOU'RE A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL?
YOU HAVE SIDE-ON BLURRY PHOTOS THAT COULD WELL BE OF TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE?
Troll account.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

BLURRY PISS!
BEST OF ALL THE PISS!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

My piss is always blurry.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

My eyesight is crap, you see.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

O I C
I miss gilgamesh when he isn't here.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

He's always here.
He's like god.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

He can be often found on offtopic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

along with you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

and your
incessant flirting with vectortits.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Make it stop Al

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

I'll stop him on saturday
with the duct tape.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

You make sure you do

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Don't encourage him.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Vectortits?

( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

I'm assuming becky

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

I don't know whats going on anymore
I think I need to lie down.

Morning Pickle
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

I read it as 'vectoritis' and thought it was some sort of low resolution inflammation of the pixels.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Did you read all that stuff what he wrote
fucking hell that's 34 seconds I'm not getting back, what a cunt
( broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Skimmed it.
Possibly interesting to the right people and that.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Baldmonkey that's not very nice.
tell him you're sorry. Or I'll infect you with happiness and love and fluff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

Will you fuck, you vaccuous troll account.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK YOU. THE ANSWER IS A NO.
get over it.
( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

She is almost certainly Wormulus.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

I doubt it,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

I'd like to go on record as actually liking Wormulus.
There. I said it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

Me too, everyone else is a bully

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

I'm going to push the boundaries and say that I like Mykey too.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

I do as well,
he is hideously fat though, I don't generally like fat people but at least I don't have to look at him on /talk.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Point it out to him, he loves that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Tease.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

you love it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

love you chompy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

FUCK YOU TROLL

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

love you too Baldcunt
I mean baldface. Sorry. Typo.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

thanks,
don't take bm seriously, he's lovely really and he's only calling you a troll so you post clearer pictures of yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

s'okay.
he's getting his desire.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Fair enough, prepare for a mixture of abuse and creepy gazes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

s'ok.
anyone saying anything vaguely creepy or nasty will just go on ignore. I don't really care enough to fight back.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

I'm all of the sads now. I'm clearly not a troll account.
/sniffs
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

TROLL.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

fluff? how is that happy?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

That's a good point,
fluff gets everywhere and it's annoying.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

fluff - you know, just generally niceness and loveliness.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

That's a controlled substance on talk.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

FUCKSHOT.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

yeah but fluff is also dusty crap that clogs up washing machines
You want to break my washing machine dont you?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

darn, I've been foiled at my dastardly plot!
:(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

and in the hoover,
dont ever try emptying the hoover bag inside the house - school boy error indeed
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

BM will be able to fix it
he's good with washing machines
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

my very deep belly button is always full of the stuff

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

no he isn't
and neither are you, contrary to what some replies here will probably be
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

I am though,
I just try and keep it quiet.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

you piss-drinking puffin fancier

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

Oof.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

How..how could you
*trembly lip*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

BWA HA HA
another soul crushed beneath the iron boot of my eeeeevil
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

I'm noticing a big baldmonkey-backlash lately which I can only put down to jealousy.
*swaggers off in BROWN suit with LAPELS*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

i like you, despite the mean things you say to me
i know you're just testing the strength of our relationship
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

BOOF!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

it's a seething mass of jelousy and bitterness, i know i read it on a forum, no offence

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

this is what i thought.
yes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

The key is not to take the internet too seriously.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

but it is such a serious place, how on earth i could survive a day without someone online expressing an opinion about me i just don't know, no offence
great banter
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

You have nice hair.
But your nose is shit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

i feel i might get very angry about this comment, i value your opinion of me too much to not get upset by it, no offence

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Bad parent.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

right as a timid forum poster on a website about humour but personally i lack a sense of humour i'm going to get really sad now and bitch about this forever, but only really allude to it to draw sympathy, no offence

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

I am going to stand around laughing now.
Then I will poo.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Lu says this,
and she's Queen of the Internet.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

This.
And use your ignore button.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

In a way, using the ignore button is losing at not taking the internet too seriously.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)