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so let us get back to the important point
my sideburns
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
Your sideburns are made of the discarded pubic hair of angels.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
I don't believe in God
God believes in me!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
GMoS is actually
Nornagest, only he dies if he ever shaves his sideburns off
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
my sideburns are actually radioactive spiders

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
My sideburns, true or false?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
TRICK QUESTION

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
The answer is 'Perfect'

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
This is an infinite universe, so I'm going with BOTH.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
Frue

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
sideburns signify a man of class
for example, i have them
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
If I, as a woman, could have any sort of facial hair and wear it with pride
it would be chops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
Mmm...chops.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
Lamb, not pork.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
Shut the fuck up.
Lamb is patently more delicious than pork ON THE WHOLE.

If we were talking about bacon, I'd agree, but we're not so you're obviously WRONG, shitpotato.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
Lamb is a vile meat and I'll have nothing to do with it
thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
You're welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
Don't thank me
thank your push pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
Oh man, I miss those

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
Yeah, nothing like a sticky pocket.
MATRON.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
*clicked*
Sweets were way better when I was a bairn. Now it's all fucking E numbers and shit. JUST LET ME GET HYPER YOU TITS.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
No, now there's NO e numbers
which is why smarties taste like cardboard and fruit sweets taste of ACTUAL FRUIT. Gits. If I wanted actual fruit I'd have some.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
I think we should put a stop to this sort of thing!
Time to overthrow government.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
Mmm...apples.
In sausages. Made of pork.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
YUMMY

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
Thin fucking ice, you.
CIGGY TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
*skates away*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
Pork, not lamb.
*waits for excellent insult*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
You'll never get a better insult than shitpotato

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
I NO!
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
Bum at you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
Oh!
This is quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
I'm nice, that's why.
Fucking lovely, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
Hello again. I think you'll find Pork is the official meat of b3ta...
... best of luck with the Uni thing.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
Cheers
I think after 4.75 years on here, I'll say what I damn well like. B3tans are shit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
No.
You're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
Sideburns should be joined together
with the rest of a rugged, handsome beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
I'm working on that.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
For a thicker, more luxurious growth...
apply limes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
I will have a lime smearing session tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)