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Hello Uglies.
JMG's in. I had a smashing night of offline fun.
Who'd like to now attempt to derail everything with some made up facts?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
JMG bullied Sir Alex Ferguson into selling Ronaldo.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
They should sign Shola.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
they should sign you

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
We've not been linked with him yet this summer.
This breaking of tradition makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
JMG leaked MP expenses to the Telegraph

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
JMG does a lot of work for charity but doesn't like to talk about it
www.jmgfoundation.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
*clicks*
JMG .. you soft sod!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
i hate you because you are shit, your forum persona has become so diluted with rubbish that is is like the sewers that hold on to fat to the wall cavities, you are a fat cancer that breeds wanabees , get a life

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
they should be made up facts

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
good times
great banter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
i'm not sure i needed those with jmg, i hope he is not as timid and humour lacking as most forum posters

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
JMG fakes baldness and then beats people up, on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
Newcastle isn't a real place.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
JMG is SickRik's comedy login#

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
jmg was given magical powers by the queen

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
a kind of magic

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
when he gets angry he inflates and floats away

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
i have pancreatic cancer
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
Did you see the card I made for you?
I hope it helps.

www.b3ta.com/board/9512841
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
Your girlfriend is very hot,
sorry about your cancer and that,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
she is - I agree
I saw her picture too. She's lovely looking.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
she is my girlfriend!
she is very very very hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
ahaha I noticed.
you're not that horrible looking yourself either. Oh noes! niceness on /talk!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
you so want a threesome with us.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
oh darn,
I've been caught out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
come on he's dying.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
so is everybody else. we age.
he's just incredibly unlucky to be dying sooner then the rest of us. But maybe though. Don't hold your breath now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Did you pump her?
did you pump her HARD?

Did you?
Did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
i got drunk on gin with her several times
and also, this one time, i put my hand up her skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
I BET SHE'S A STRIPPER

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
no, she does law.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
by that you mean she shows up at stag nights wearing just robes and a wig

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
she makes me dress like a mammoth
when i give her oral.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
I know how you feel, I'm off to Swansea tomorrow :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
Johnny Depp has been signed up for Tim Burtons sequel to Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
called Phil & the Fudge Factory.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
I have a mental condition.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
that's always fun.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
I missed my alarm and thus missed my person trying to call me
I'm annoyed at myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
could someone say that this forum poster is providing nothing to this forum apart from being an anoying teenage girl who insists on her self due to looking fucking ugly?
i'm not allowed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
I love you too mongy.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
is this yor thing? trying to be nice will not escape the fact that you are due to move into a mans home you met overthe internet that is much older than you, i hope in my heart my daughter holds enough respet for heself and me that she doesn't become a
net whore
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
what does age have to do with anything?
there's a 19 year age gap between my parents. They've been happily together (and married) for over 20 years.
If I'm happy and he's happy why does it matter to you? I know how to look after myself and I'm not being dumb about it.
If age differences really bother you that much you need to grow up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
he is taking advantage of you.
there is no way around this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
Oh you too. You need to grow up/old.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
i'm already fifty!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
you're younger then my dad.
that's not old.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
i'm only 24.
and your dad is a nasty old perv etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
blah blah blah
heard it all before :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
and so on.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Yeah mongy, you need to grow up.
What the fuck is wrong with being a net whore?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
He is such a troll.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
I thought being a whore required payment?
as it is - I'm not sleeping around, and I *want* to be with him. Do you have a problem with MM and her boyfriend, mongy? their age gap is bigger then ours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
was there a special party when the younger of your parents got to the age that the older was
when they got married?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
no.
mum would hate that - she'd feel all old :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
BAN THIS INTERNET USER.
As an internet user myself, I find myself very upset at something a fellow internet user posted.
Could we possibly block this internet users internet access?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
your person?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
the one who does the cleaning
and leaves sunglasses in inappropriate places
causing full
mental
breakdown.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
I hope they weren't expensive sunglasses.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
that would be the worst.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
yup. My person.
the one mongy is so upset about.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8095917.stm

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
I'm not reading that.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)