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why is it that
all passport pictures make you look not like you? I got some done today and i look like a fucking corpse.........or should that be cunt?

edit: its both, clearly
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)
very occasionally you get a good one
but the general advice is that if you look like your passport photo you're too ill to travel

[edit] a passport pic of me when I was 16
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)
i'd post the one i had done today
but teh scanner is b0rked - its a good job really
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)
I can if you'd like?

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)
hmmmm
*considers*

oh fuck it, go on then....scare the good people of b3ta
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)
Crap...err crap
I will have to find it
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)
pfffft
you were hoping id say no
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)
bloody hell woman
and you still love those kids!!!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)
what does that mean?
that I look hellish-rough now?
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)
no but
phwooarrr
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)
down boy :P
I was only 16

(though a very very naughty 16)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)
I'm sure you were
;)
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)
You are Traci Lords
AICMFP
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)
who?

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)
young porn star

ermm... not that I would know
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)
but i
knew that also....
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)
she was in Blade
as well.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)
an actress
who's early films are her best
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)
that is crying out
for a police number round your neck and the measurement things behind you
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)
Cunt is wibbly and hairy
You look good in them!
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)
yes
wear it like a hat
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:16, archived)
makes it easier to identify you after 6 weeks in a greek prison

(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:16, archived)
I look stoned or hungover or something on my driving license
and I look drunk in my passport...the American immigration dude wasn't gonna let me in to the US...
(, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)