my daughter rang yesterday all excited as she has had one of her poems published in a book

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

congrats to her!
Is it a poem about bivvys?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

no about fruit, apparently the book costs 9.99, i am awaiting to see if this is a con, if it is i will be taking the book to her school and shoving it up the headmistress arse

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

she should demand royalties

( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

it's all very vague, i think it's a book for charity or something, young poets for spastics or summat

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

It's like a tiny little home
with sturdy nylon walls
which I can do my fishing in
and smoke a fag in - BALLS!
/Ode to charred bivvy remains
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i like this.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

writing it in permanent marker on the inside cover doesn't count

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

you dont live with your daughter
ha ha.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)