my little sister was quoted in a guardian article about students and she was all excited and i found it online
but when i check the paper there's a great big article about some footballer instead. WHICH IS LAME i was disappointed.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

aww

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Is your sister wanted for £80 million by Real Madrid?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

I have a lob on.
:(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Hang a towel on it.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I could cut glass with this kickstand.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Squeeze it onto your next meal to aid breakdown of the carbohydrates, protein, and fat in the chyme.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Paint it black and white and enact scenes from Beetlejuice

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

poke it in someone's ear

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

Hit it with a toffee hammer

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

This phrase always makes me chuckle.

( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

my daughter rang yesterday all excited as she has had one of her poems published in a book

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

congrats to her!
Is it a poem about bivvys?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

no about fruit, apparently the book costs 9.99, i am awaiting to see if this is a con, if it is i will be taking the book to her school and shoving it up the headmistress arse

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

she should demand royalties

( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

it's all very vague, i think it's a book for charity or something, young poets for spastics or summat

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

It's like a tiny little home
with sturdy nylon walls
which I can do my fishing in
and smoke a fag in - BALLS!
/Ode to charred bivvy remains
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i like this.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

writing it in permanent marker on the inside cover doesn't count

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

you dont live with your daughter
ha ha.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

*runs in*
*hugs binky*
*runs out again*
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Stupid footballers.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

:D
Morning captain, how are you?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Tired, but pleased that it's Friday.
You?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Tired after chavs down the street decided 2am is the perfect time to have a shouting match.
Still, better than yesterday and have a busy weekend planned :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'm going to SLEEP
then play lots of music.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

What about playing music in your sleep?
It should increase efficiency by 50%
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Your sister's a footballer?
AWESOME
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

The Guardian are normally good at making all their content available online
email them and demand compensation.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

oh it is online but apparently some editions (not the one i have) has a picture of her - which isnt online

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Oh
sorry I was just being thick.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)