Worst. Bus journey. Ever.
Involved a packed crawling bus, two crackheads (one of which had gold pants on and no top a la MC Hammer), lots of expletives, plenty of scared children, and eventually, the police.

Only thing that got my through it was me mp3 player (Amorphous Androgynous, if yer must know) and the prospect of having a good ol' bitch about it on /talk!

Where would you fuck off to if you didn't live in an occasional shithole like London/equivalent?
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

Do you live in Holloway?

( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

Almost!
This was on the 134 up Kentish Town way. Good work though.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

I'm like a Detective or something

( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Sure you weren't on my bus?

(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

Nope
I was at work, earning a living.
( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

wait,
while you were sat on the bus you were thinking 'oh boy, i can't wait to tell /talk all about this!'
( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

In a cathartic kinda way, yeah
Isn't that sad?
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

I overlooked this.
It's what I've come to expect from some of the chubbier blue-namers on here.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Did you invent that phrase?
I used it t'other day and got accused of meme-forcing by some fat misery.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

I remember harshly cussing someone for something they'd said and told them it was comments like that that keep their name blue.
I've used it a few times since.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Crete boi.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Quoi?

(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

CRETE YOU CUNT.
YOU ASKED A QUESTION I ANSWERED IT, CUNTY BOLLOCKS.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

CUNTY FUCKING CUNT CUNT
Crete is lully. Good shout.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

Although technically
it does make you an extra out of Mamma Mia.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

Serves you right for catching the bus,
povvo.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Nowhere, everywhere's got it's twats.
The more rural you go, the more insular, the more council estate you go, the more uneducated and fannybattered, the more city you go, the greater the chance of bumping into scrubbers and cunts, especially in London.

Actually, sod that, I'd go to Holland. Dutch people are nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Sounds good.
I was thinking somewhere like the Cook Islands, meself.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

Mars.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Nah
Mars needs women.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

i'd go to venus

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

I live in a quiet village just outside two major cities. It's my ideal neighbourhood.
That said, it would be nice to have a direct bus to the major interchanges that takes less than 45 minutes. Or better still, an actual working railway line (it got closed in 1963 and torn up 30 years later.)
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

yarmouth

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

BUS WANKER

( broadsword, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

erith

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Where's that?

(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

south east london

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

i live in London for one more night
and then i'm fucking off
( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Awesome
Where you off to? (Long time no speak, by the way!)
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Aberdeen
oh yes, it's you! how's things?
( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Usual man
Avoiding being killed in London, coupled with being an eternal student. How comes you're off to Scotland? Sounds lully!
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

sorry I meant Brighton
i'm always getting those mixed up
( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Heh
That's even more exciting - as long as you're into your dance music!
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

i'll dance to anything

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Awesome
Hope the move goes well! :)
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

cheers

( scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

I like it in Northampton.
It's not great, but all my friends are here.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)