If he uses the phrase ''holohoax'', get him gone.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

is 'lolocaust' acceptable in the workplace these days?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

It rhymes, therefore it's acceptable anywhere.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

if there's one thing worse then right wing facism
it's those god-awful internet text words
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

i no lol

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

rofl
what a sockpuppeting troll with a bbq and lmao all over his face
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

one of my friends uses LOL as an substitute full stop :(
"wat r u doin dis wknd? LOL im goin out tmrw LOL etc..."

makes me want to kick a biro down her ear
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

*wears ear defenders*
HA!
( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

*shakes fist*

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

it sets my teeth on edge
I had a mate who called me a noob once.
had
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Did you pwn him RIGHT up the rofl?

( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I don't know what half of that means
but it makes me want to vomit all over my knees
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

No
*reports you to your line manager*
( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

If you do, I shan't ever tow your car out of a ditch again.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

It WASN'T a ditch
It was a bit vergey. And a bit muddy deep puddly.
( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Ditch sounds better for both of us. Embellishment and repetition are the keys to a good yarn!
By the end of the month...
You - were forced off the road into a ditch by an articulated truck driven by a serial killer
Me - stole a car and a tow rope and towed you out

Now click this and we'll forget all about this bit :)
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

It was a RAVINE which my car plunged into during a frantic car/articulated lorry chase
and you hijacked a passing helicopter to winch me out just before my car exploded. You were wearing shades. I was all grateful heaving bosom.
( in vino veritas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)