I've decided that it's ok for any number of you lot to fancy me.
Commence wooing.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

what do you look like?

( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

An old man in a young man's body.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Though not in the Gary Glitter sense, if you dig my meaning

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Like Wormulus, but bigger.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Penfold and Timmy Mallet fucking angrily in a tweed suit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

I typed "posh wanker" into google images.
rnuk looks like this, but with glasses.

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( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

PANOWIE!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

i don't normally make passes at guys that wear glasses,
but wahey! In your case I'll make an exception, big boy. hubba hubba.....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Would you like some of my chips?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

I've picked you some wildflowers

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Poison oak, dogsbane and deadly nightshade?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I go weak at the knees for dandelion and burdock

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

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( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

That's nothing like a pancreas.
They're more the shape of a semi-pert dog penis.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

He's 4eva in my hart

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

Crikey.
You lot are really going to miss him.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

WOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooo

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

i can't see you
but i bet you've got a smashing blouse on
( weaver., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

This old thing?
Oh you.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

You're not my type
You've still got all your limbs
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

No

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

i'm dripping through my pants for you
come with me and be my fertile bucket
( spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

bou?

( CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Would you settle for sororital fondness?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Wasn't he in Easy Rider?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)