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(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
JMG's Fault!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
I like that
can I borrow it?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
here, have this one
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(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
Sweet
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
Ouch !

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
Hello
Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
INTERNET FACT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Mykey has said it so it MUST be true.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
Be thou my wisdom, be thou my true word
be thou ever with me and I with thee, Lord
be though my great Father, and I thy true son
be though in me dwelling, and I with thee one.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
y'know, I've been on Songs of Praise more than once
beat that cuntos.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
longest church service ever
with all the times they have to do retakes.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
it was a large outdoor event both/all three (can't remember) times.
In a crown of about 5,000 I was the only person facing the wrong way. Made me easy to spot though.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
The ex wife has been on it loads of times
I care not for being a television program of this sort.
I'm still trying to get in front of the camera with Silvia Saint.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
I heard she's taking over from Aled Jones.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
I'm wanking in the air

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
i've no idea
The last time I had any contact with her was 3 years ago, and that was in court.

EDIT: by the way, I'm talking about Silvia, and not my ex wife. Damn celebrity stalking conviction :(
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
lurd

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
Oh you're a fucking hoot.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Everyone online is worth talking to.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Even me?

(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
Even you

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
Are you worth talking to?
Am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
I am and so are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
Both.
Rain Man and Captain Bumsexy
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
I think I'm Rain Man.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
Are you calling me sexy?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
If you like.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
Do you want to get a drink some time?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
A movie and dinner and maybe you'll get a fumble.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
I need a poof

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

poof pouffe
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
pass the towel

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
<s>pouffe</s> good nobbing

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
Slightly too tall, tbh
I'm using a futon which is quite low down
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
oh you do actually need a pouffe
I wasn't paying attention and presumed someone else had had the same thought as me, without realising it was you replying to yourself.

Ikea do a few, but when I've looked they seemed to be cardboard boxes covered in really cheap fabric.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
I think I'll just find an african child to kneel infront of the sofa

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
I find indonesians are better at staying still.
Africans get too fidgety after an hour or so
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
<s>infront (sic) of the sofa</s> oh you fill it in yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
dictionary update: "in front" now one word
see also: alot, aswell
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
Have one of your nubian slave boys kneel at your feet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
you know what, right, this thread's shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)