not drunk but a bit hungover
is it bank holiday in england too?

im gonna sunbathe on the terrace.. then later stroll by the beach and look at boobs
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

It's not a bank holiday here, but civil servants get awarded an extra day of leave in honour of the occasion, and a lot choose to take it today.
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

niiiiiiiiiice
her birthdays in april though right?

but being on b3ta on a day off makes me feel like I am at work
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

she has two, the greedy bitch
double presents!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

NEAR THE TOP!
has anyone else had friend requests (facebook) from a "Allison Vermaak"

I don't know anyone from South Africa - other than loony-tune Sylv
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Does she have a Sherman Tank serial number on her neck?
And class whale song as her favourite sort of music?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Who's David Hemming?
Gonz thinks I should be friends with him, but I'm fucked if I know who he is.

Cigarette time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Likewise, who is David Jon Hemming?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

more to the point, who is this matthew guy who keeps sending me all these violent sexually explicit messages?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

hehe that's ME :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

oh my!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

no idea

(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Ah, can't be Bou then

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Is it a holiday here then?
If so, what the fuck am I doing in the office?
( broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

weeing in the water cooler?
photocopying your bum?

how should we know what you're doing?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

cos you work in spain and not gibraltar :P

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

There's something funny about the water there.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)