THUNDEROFFLE AND LOLIGHTNING!
I saw the weather forecast and was not fooled by the lovely morning sunshine! (EDIT: unlike the sprinting chavs up and down in the rain in vest tops)

what has made you SMUG today?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

All the DIY is NEARLY DONE.
YES.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

Just how much flat pack furniture did you buy? o_O

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

you have no idea.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

1 coffee table, Spang had to make a meccano crane to aid her building it

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Her front room looked like the opening to Fraggle Rock

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

oh man I wish I lived on Fraggle Rock

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Stay away from my radishes!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

This made me smile, hard!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

I wish I had a mouth errection :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

i love flatpack furniture

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

I was strangely compelled to buy some last week
A TV cabinet and side table in a silly attempt to match my oak coffee table
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ME GOING TO A B4SH?!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

I'm being given £110 to attend.
True.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Is it the hood butters one?
I may go to that one.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

That's almost a whole weeks worth of dole!

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

I WOULDN'T KNOW. DOLE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

well... if you're going...
I might as well
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

TAG-TEAM!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

I feel this is a publicity stunt to sell more stocks in JMG Ltd

(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I AM ALSO GOING TO A B4SH

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

to be seen alongside pistons stand up
the second coming
and
alien invasion.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Nothing :(

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

My morning croissant and glass of OJ

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

Did your OJ have trouble fitting into the glass?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Yes
He was too busy knifing his wife and pretending he can't get a glove on his hand, despite it being on his hand
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

It's very sunny here and warm.
No rain.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

*unhappy face*
where is this?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Leicestershire

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

here too
/portsmouth
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Here too.
/Northampton
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

The boys down the office talking about rock band
when I have band practice tonight. I feel smug because my instrument's real.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

But they also feel smug because they know that you, as a woman, are only capable of playing the triangle or cowbell.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

I'm awesome, me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Yes you are
Awesome to the max.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

As much as a women in music can,
of course.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

So when's your next stadium tour?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Saturday this week through to the same weekend next year.
52 week bonanza!
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

LIKE FUCK.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Believe me or not.
I can't be responsible for your lack of faith.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

heheh woman playing with her triangle heheheh
heheheh woman playing with her cow....bell....nevermind
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

invite them to a gig...
then get everyone to point and laugh
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

Hah, I'm not that much of a bitch.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

rock band is great fun though
and only a fraction of the effort involved
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Not for me, I'll stick to the real thing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

fair enough
i don't have the discipline. tried learning a while back.
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Get a tambourine!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

*shake... shake... shake...*
i'm bored now
*loads up rock band*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Nothing.
In other news, on Jonathan Ross the other night, Take That proclaimed that the night I went to see them was the best night of the tour. I'd like to think that this is connected to the fact that I was there.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Did Barry Garlow wobble his belly at you?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

He didn't.
I only have eyes for Howard.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

+Frankie

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

You pound your bean to Orange's 80s breakdancing, don't fucking lie to me!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

more like linedancing.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

its all downhill from there on in for them
I think they should now all kill themselves as this greatness can never be surpassed.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

you were wet through,....
I would imagine this is the case!

i hope you also wrote "TAKE THIS" across your Breasticles and flashed them...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

nah, they cannae see the stadium floor from the stage.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

I've heard that sagging is due to a lack of fondling...
I would be more than happy to put forward my services by way or prevention and cure
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

hand bras eh
uplifting and supportative.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

now that's what i call a SUB-PRIME IN-VEST-MENT
i'm here all week
( spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

NO
BAD
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

once you've been caught in a bit of rain and gotten wet
it's actually quite nice to get completely soaked. as long as you're going somewhere where you can get warm and dry pretty quickly
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

day off sunbathing on balcony with an icey cold beer
but no croissants. only donuts.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

I've been following it here
www.isleofwightweather.co.uk/live_storm_data.htm

About 10am the whole country exploded into what looked like a massive countrywide storm
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)