We tried the themed podcast tonight. Abraham Lincoln.
It was still shit. Gil gil gil gil gil gil as a wise old man, tell me, should we just call it a day?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

here's the poop, balders
you're a funny man and you deserve a wider audience for your humour BUT the podcast is the wrong format

do a tv show or something, script it and edit it and ask yourself "if this was on telly, would I really watch it?"

then HAVE A BIG WANK
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Thank you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

build props, make costumes, go out in public and confront them with your twattery and film it all
then edit 99.9 per cent of it out so you have about 2 minutes of internet genius THEN it'll be good
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Mostly, Richard and I would like to do something vaguely creative together once a week or fortnight.
That's the important thing.
And yes, a youtuberama might be fun.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

tell people you're media students doing a project and they'll lap it up, the fucking cretins

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I fucking hate students.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

then the snuff fans
won't be disappointed
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Or a big book of doodles for no ones benefit but ours.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

no, that's another shit idea you just had there

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Thank you for your help in this whole sorry matter.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

ask your local newsagent if you can film a documentary about him
then interview him and ask him a series of sensible questions about being a newsagent interspersed with questions about whether he's ever been in a UFO
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

ooh local news piss
but i think yours has the edge
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

I COULD BE THE NEXT JEREMY BEADLE IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT.
*PUNCHES THE SKY SO HARD IT BLEEDS*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

an In Bed With Me Dinner/TV Burp style review of local news

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

make up a stupid fictional news story then go out in the street and film people's reaction to it

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

"The EU would like all eggs to be sold in metric dozens. Would you support a referendum on eggs?"

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

or do some cartoons, your drawings are ace

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

They're shit.
Don't egg him on.

Oh shit, I mentioned eggs.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Ahh egg, he said egg!!!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Egg egg, he said egg!

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Egg, like a bird's egg!

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

He egg-tioned eggs.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Oh vum, he menshelled eggs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

EGGscuse me I did not HENtion eggs
Egg feather bird oef tit.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)