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ahhh
I saw a lady in a very posh hat this morning.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
Was the hat so posh it had it's own monocle?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
so posh it had its own hat,
and that hat had its own hat too. In fact, it was hats all the way up.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
Anything else besides the hat?
/hopeful
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
She's so posh, she'd wank you orf.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
littleblackdress.
It looked like she had a wicker plate balanced on the side of her head.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
That was you, in the mirror with a pillow on your head Spango...

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
I get very confused in the mornings.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
But it's 4pm in the afternoon!

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
shit. is it?
i should have gone home 3 and a half hours ago!
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
sometimes i think millinery would be a very interesting job.
but then, other times i think midwifery would be cool.

i think i like the m words.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
midwifery would be a hell of a lot messier
I'd rather make hats.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
Don't be silly, binky,
Who Wants To Be A Milliner?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
bah, homberg

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
I think she's telling porkie pies.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
Trilby trouble if you keep on with these puns.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
i am beret disappointed.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

I might tophat myself
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
I've never beanie so disappointed in you.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
have you been bowlered over?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
I'd hope such actions would be beanie-th you.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
too late, shortie

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
i must con-fez i am rather enjoying the puns

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
ho!
very good.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
they're getting rather hard to cap.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
luckily the subject is BRIMming with possibility

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
a long line of puns like this stetson my nerves
oh god that was shit
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
this only makes me want to be a panama (punner more)

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
I felt it might be.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
subtle

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
*awards crown*

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
SHIT!

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
who wants to be a milliner?

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
That was DG wearing a sombrero with 2 pug pups running circuits around it.

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
Awwwww MAN that would be frikkin AWESOME!

(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)