for the sheer, unadulterated thrill

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I don't even realise I've done it
until I get home and empty my pockets. It's like a reflex.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Where do you buy your coats/trousers?
I'm only asking because they must have massive pockets. I need some clothes with big pockets so I can sneak jam into the cinema.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

not really,
I just open the jars and scoop the jam out.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

most cinemas don't care what food/drink you take in as long as it's not smelly or booze

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

The Cameo lets you take your pint in out of the bar.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

but you have to leave the glass?
does your theiving jacket have waterproof pockets too?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

they give you plastic cups if you intend to take it in

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

I do get away with it often
But our local flicks has been re-vamped and now THEY'RE ALL NAZIS. Checking pockets and chasing you out if you do cartwheels down the aisles and all that.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

checking pockets!
they can fuck off.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

^this

( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

I know
That's what my fella said when they tried to check him, it was only his wallet as well. All his swag was in my handbag.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

^this^

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

I'll call them all pervs and then push my errection into each pocket they wanted to check.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

They'd think you had some sort of hydra in your pance

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

I use it to hack mainframes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Would you also date Halle Berry?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

She would date me more like.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Sorry, slip of the keyboard

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

*hacks your computer and makes the fans run 5% faster, thus using up more power*
TAKE THAT HUUUUUR!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

My precious electrons!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Not true in my experience.
I've seen so many people have their bottles/cans of coke or whatnot taken off them.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Because that's where they make their money i.e. selling a bucket popcorn and coke for £10

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Sadly
You're not far off in terms of price there
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

I'm surprised they don't sell doughnuts
The profit margin is much better than popcorn
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

IIRC, popcorn has the highest profit margin of pretty much every product ever.
Cinemas sell it at something like a 300% markup.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

Best to check their APR rates before buying more than 3 hotdogs.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

I wouldn't buy the stuff they sell whether I could take my own stuff in or not.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

I usually go on a Tuesday morning, up in Central London if I'm off work.
It's dead. Only person there. I scoff 3 hotdogs and nacho pots whilst lying across the floor at the front.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

cuteanimals.todaysbigthing.com/2009/06/15
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

Their popcorn is horrifying
Was it Braniac that did the experiment where they sold people stale popcorn, and because they were so preoccupied with the film they didn't realise how horrifying it was?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Stale isn't the word
It has been cooked months in advance, bagged up and stored in a warehouse, then conveniently placed in the warmer while noone is looking to make it appear like it is fresh and formed by magic.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

I've always wondered why they didn't keep it like the stuff you microwave at home
It would take up so much less storage space.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

I've always wondered why people eat popcorn to watch films,
and never at any other time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

I do
Popcorn is my snack of choice at home. And it's quite a low-fat snack assuming you make up plain popcorn and add your own topping i.e. cinnamon.

Anyone remember that cheesy popcorn made by Cheetos? Me and my mum loved it, then it went away.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

I quite like popcorn
I rarely make it now though as you get so much and it makes me greedy.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

That's still full of preservatives and rubbish
Why don't they just buy dried corn and cook it fresh
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

Well, yes
But given that the cinema food is also hot dogs and nachos with plastic cheese I'm not sure that's such a big deal.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)