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I can't remember who it was that said it originally, but my favourite response to that line was:
"no, that's not ironic. It's just bad cutlery management"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Mmmm Bop

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Steel Panther have got the best lyrics atm.
Turn Out The Lights is wicked :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
Probably Ed Byrne.
Slagging that song has been part of his routine for about 10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
I'm going to see him in November.
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
I saw him in April
and will see him again next month. If it's the Different Class tour it's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
If Rhod Gilbert is playing ANYWHERE near you this year, see him. He's fucking awesome.
BIG next year.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
He's already pretty big.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
He was at Warwick,
I couldn't go.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
he is still doing his baggage handle joke, which he was doing years ago

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
It would be irony if you needed a knife,
and you had just been to the cutlery store and bought 10'000 spoons in a show of defiance against knives.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
I'm not entirely sure even that isn't just a bit of a shitter
or being a bit stupid. I think for it to be ironic you'd need the addition of "being a knife dealer" or something similar. I dunno.

EDIT - actually you might be right, I mis-read your last line for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
this,

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
To be fair, I think she wrote a multilayered song,
where the true irony is that the song has nothing to do with irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
To be fair
I think she is a bit thick and has no concept of irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Is it Ironic
if she writes a song called "ironic" which claims to understand irony but actually doesn't?

Or is that just being shitwitted?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Shitwitted, but she doesn't know that.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
that would be me.
assuming you heard it on here. It's my standard response.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)