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As we all know, SSG's on his last legs and we're all trying to muscle in on his hot girlfriend.
What would you like from the JMG Emporium of YES should I shuffle off this mortal coil?
No fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
I think we should all share her.
I would like your Kingdom.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
Your NUFC season ticket.
Or possibly any hats you may have.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
A pair of JMG pants
I imagine they'd fetch a pretty penny on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
HAT INVOICE HAS BEEN SENT

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
*dances about*
fuck yeaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
I demand PHOTOS when it arrives, binky.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
omgomgomg
i shall bring it to the bash and all.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
YAY

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
YES
*cathatsnogs*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
ZOMFG.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
i demand photos of this event when it happens.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
NOT IF, WHEN.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
*leaping smooch*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
eeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
this is a GREAT thread

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
Where is this cathatshop of which you speak?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
NO SHUSH YOU

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

www.neoncola.co.uk/strayhats.htm
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
I like these.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
Awww
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
no i showed you

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
i kinda want this
www.splitreason.com/product/598
but hats don't suit me, really.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
More of this sort of thing!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
this is great
cthulhu ski mask
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
Wigs!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
I tell you how the internet has changed recently.
A few months ago, if Wormulus was getting bullied. I'd expect at least one girl to stick up for him.
These days whenever anybody has a go at Wormulus, YOU stand up for him.

JMG is a full Wormulus supporter in these tough times. But I don't wish to come off looking like a bird.
Calm down, DG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
I'm very disappointed at him in his recent attack of Taking The Internet Seriously.
Why is it only the rubbish ones that stay?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
I think the internet got serious with him.
I'm sad he's flounced but I think that internet has gone TOO FAR.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
Oh The Internet.
When will you learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
No because it's moving into REAL LIFE
in fact, that was pretty much the whole point of the thing was it not? So that people from real life could see all the internet things that are said about him.

It's seriously getting to the point that it could put his whole career in danger and I think that's definitely TOO FAR.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
That's kind of my point.
If you;re going to the trouble of finding out someone's employers because someone has been mocking/annoying you on the internet, that's a truly pathetic level of Internet Seriousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
Yes yes.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
TFD.
This is why some of us, better people don't bring our offline stuff on to the internet.
Yes, in time it has upset a large mammal to the North, but I think at the end of the day I'm b3ta's greatest success story.
Yes, I want to turn all the attention on me.
Me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
I don't think he ever did apart from the fact that lots of people here, mainly because they've met him, know his real name.
They've used this to fuck up lots of stuff for him, it's as lame as sending real life death threats because of SERIOUS INTERNET BUSINESS.

I'm sure that you, JMG, would never lower yourself to such obese, sweaty handed seriousness.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
I too have a backlog of back-acne'd hate messages.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
I never know most of what's gone on.
But have I been blamed?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
For this, numerous counts of obesity and for the holocaust.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
I've always liked Wormulus :) Top bloke :)

Plus I've also always looked like a girl online...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
I think I'm going to have to sit you down and discuss the current, correct view on smilies.
*Firm handshakes and punching of the obese.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived) 



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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
Dole Book!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived) 



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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
Is that a beaver?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
BLOOOOOOOORP

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
ADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

DOOOOON
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
ba doink a smoosh ADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
Manananananateeteeteetee!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
aaaaaaaaDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
MUM'S HOUSE!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
I'm not. How hot could she really be? Is she hot in the way that internet men think any female is?
I'd like your eyes and pancreas please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
No, she's actually genuinely beautiful.
Also, I said this first to SSG, therefore I get her.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
Ah. Damn you, you've got good taste.
I will gladly help you in your quest though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
Toupée

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
it's not a lot of money
I think he might have more than two p
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
Elevenpée?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
your moat.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
OHH, SHE'S FULL ALRIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
JMG's face
So I can wear it and pull offline girls
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
lol it wont fit u fatface

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
It's the mykeyboy style of deflecting insults.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
I was thinking this

(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
Me n'all.
It doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
It sort of has though because we're all talking about this, rather than how many snooker balls friz can fit in his cheeks.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
snooker balls stopped being a challenge
he uses volleyballs now
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
17

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
Needs more insincere smilies.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
a proven formula!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
the fact that he calls himself fat means he isn't fat anymore

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
i wonder if SSG will go to heaven or hell

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
SSG'll show the devil a thing or two I think. Like how to draw cows.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)