I'm not united with you.
Insult him, put some creativity into it.
This is just boring.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

How about if I let you gently tickle my glans?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I'm waiting for a return thread
including insults to us all, and how he hates every one of us
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I can't wait to be told I am Paul Thomas Miller from Portsmouth.
Aged 32.
Etc...
RYAN! I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU. ALL THE LINKS YOU NEED ARE HERE ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE: baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Bank Account: 32256994
Sort Code: 60 17 10
PIN: 1234
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

current funds: £1.21
medical history:
broken shins (1988)
breast reduction (1995)
breast reduction (1996)
breast enhancement (1997)
breast reduction (2000)
wandering hands syndrome (2003)
crazy eye syndrome (2006)
breast enhancement (2008)
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I love you.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Oh man
I'm in the phone book. I'm as good as dead.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

He'll 'av yer!
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=83028765&PhotoId=1690068265&PhotoAlbumId=1423337846
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh fuck, I'm regretting the facebook friend request now.
He look 'ard as nails :(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Frankly this whole thing was set up so I could spam my podcast site some more.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh you hideous blob of cock snot!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I'd SO fuck his sister, mind:
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=6746154436&PhotoId=7927779123&PhotoAlbumId=7927188799
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Hahahaha, fucking hell.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I should be in bed.
GOODNIGHT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Night matey,

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Bad man

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

So am I.
But would-be stalkers would have to know a) my real name and b) that I'm in the Wakefield and Kirklees edition.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

I am rather fond of Kurt Vonnegut also

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

yeah yeah, no one cares what you think lard arse

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

*clicks*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

We've maturely called him a chubby cunt on YouTube.
I might add him on Facebook actually, it'll be great.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I don't think he'll accept any adds for the next few days.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)