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Hello you fat shits.
As we all know, I've seen the world from most angles. This is another reason why I am head and shoulders above you all.
But where'd you, the internet like to visit?
I'd like to visit Tokyo, and Vegas in succession on the same trip.


Me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
I'm going to Vegas later this year.
In your FACE, JMG, peace be upon you.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
Nice one JMG...
..yeah, I'm a bit sensitive about my weight problem y'know. Oh um, Nepal that region I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
Vegas, Tokyo, the Grand Canyon, Your local on a Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
GET IN!
Bud!
I'm delighted to see you on here, as it's been VERY serious on here as of late.
You're the kind, calming type of guy we need on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
In the last five minutes, I've had at least one song written about me.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
I'd like to see it included in Baldmonkey's shit podcasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
He'll have to pay hefty sums in royalties to the woman.
I doubt he's got the sort of folding that this would require.

Oh JMG. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
WELL!
I left b3ta for a fortnight or so at the turn of the year as I was in a land with incredibly limited internet.
I got back to find that b3ta was incredibly shitter than usual, and since then there's been a slow to no increase in general entertainment.
I haven't allowed fat misery to get me down however, and I remain quite the chap about town.

Yourself?
I trust you're anywhere up to seven users on here now, bullying Mykey?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
It's basically me, you and him on here.
I feel this is the sort of achievement that only we can appreciate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
Terrible bullying.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
i liked kyoto more than tokyo, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
Okinawan Islands

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
I'd like to go somewhere like Petra but I'm not sure I'd fit all the way inside without what ever is left bursting

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
Cuba

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
new zealand
maybe next year
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
It's just like Newport Pagnell

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
im just hoping theres rat monkeys

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
Mexico and Egypt
And go back to New York. Oh and maybe do a road trip through the US.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
Victorian England, where I can take as much opium as my excrubient lifestyle would allow.
Fuck modern life, smack and whores is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
Or to Mongy's house, it sounds pretty similar, except he has wide-screen telly too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
Plymouth

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

outh stock

Very close by, very uninteresting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
Anywhere but Stoke though.
God I hate Stoke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

outh pton

Very close by, very uninteresting.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
Always wanted to go to Sri Lanka.
It's a bit ''killy killy'' over there at the moment though. Went to Cuba a couple of years back, the place is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
Ireland

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
Jolly pricey
and full of yanks.

Be a chink and go to the Lake District.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
are you fucking kidding me?
I want to go to Dubai and Egypt and China and Brazil and England and loads of states


except alaska. Fuck Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
I hear www.amazon.com is lovely this time of year.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)