Don't suppose anyone knows anyone hiring Project Managers / Technical Support Analysts in London?
Bit of a weird place to post but I'm trying everything at the moment. I know there are a lot of technical types here, if anyone knows of anything or would even be happy to give my CV a once over then I'd really appreciate it. A lot to ask, but I know there are a lot of helpful people here. Gaz me if you're interested in helping with my CV or anything else.

Cheers,

John
(Boar is dreaming of get rich quick schemes..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:03, archived)

Mark, the wolves are at the doooorrrr

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:04, archived)

i worked as a pm for a few years in london
my advice for any cv is lie. Claim skills that you don't have, claim responsibility for projects you had little or nothing to do with, make up a fictitious job history, try and think of the ultimate person they would be looking for and become that person.
more specifically:
use the word successfully a lot. e.g. I successfully delivered this complex project under time and budget. I successfully applied agile methodology to my production teams.
Ive noticed that PM work seems to be getting a lot more industry specific, they want someone who has been managing an almost identical project. So tell them you have and gamble on them being clueless or too lazy to check, which employers often are
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:13, archived)

*takes note*

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:14, archived)

Or just be fucking awesome in the first place.
Like me.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 5:41, archived)

Don't forget to attach a passport photo of a supermodel

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)

if you find out
let me know will you. :(
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 6:13, archived)

I dunno. NHS jobs?
I finally plucked up the interest to fill in the 10,000 question application form for one of their jobs a week ago.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 6:39, archived)

Wow! That sounds interesting.
Tell me more about
A) Project Managment
B) The dole.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 7:00, archived)

I can tell you more about the dole!

/works for jobcentre.
( C, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 7:08, archived)

helpful people? here?
when did this happen and why wasn't i informed?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)