His mouth makes the Cheshire Cat's look like a pin prick on a bill board.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

Wormulus has a fantastic point though
I've received some brilliant news, but am all ARGH RARGH about it.
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

News about your sitcom thingy?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Here's something
There was no sitcom. I was going to be on Big Brother this year. Then I got *this* news and had to decline.
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

You have pancreatic cancer?

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'd never joke about that

(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Big Brother...
Why? It would ruin your life.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

to put his big face on the front of heat magazine
they would need to change it to heeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

It was more of a "how far can I get without trying" sort of thing
And I ended up in the final 16. Then had to pull out.

Freddie was my replacement.

I don't know who Freddie is.
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Tragic nwe

( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

what.

(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

fuck it
stupid keyboard
( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Doesn't mean you'd be in though does it,
or are there 16 of the cunts in there?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

They put about 14 in on the first night.
And there's usually a few ones they whack in half way through to shake things up.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)