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Joking a side, I wonder who it was and I hope they're ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
Crazy times, DG. Crazy times.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
Indeed Jobey. Please don't go trying to die :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
Even if I did try, I'd fully expect one of you cunts to turn up and ruin it for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
I'd stand outside your house with a pug smooshed against your window, trying to lick its way through.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
I WIL SAYVE YOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
how many otters would it take to carry a coffin?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
it was an offtopicer,
I was involved in the thread,
I made jokes.

seriously though I gazzed the aussie girl advice and tried to help.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Is this before or after you walked past the sobbing rape victim in MK.
you total total bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
I've been stopped by the police twice and asked about it.
SCS will be ringing me for a statement next week
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
Well, you do look a bit rapey.
It's the clamy handprints on your jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
I'm not skinny enough to be a suspect
umm, yay?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

it was ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
I'm glad that shops that can't sell sofas in this credit crunch are diversifying.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
Wow, you're like a Hero by proxy or summat.
Did you ask her out after?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
she's a girl online,
what do you think?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
That's a definite yes then?

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
Well at least the guy is ok

I've saved a b3tan female twice from committing suicide. If one of her friends didn't call me then I doubt she would be here now.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)